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Hey you naughty redditors!
I love licking until my chin is slick in grool.
To begin: I will be in Ventura Feb 19-22 for business. I will be in a hotel room with an ocean view and would prefer to host there.
I have had the utmost pleasure in having the privilege to go down on many redditors. Over the past several years I have been able to use reddit as a way of discovering my sexuality and what I do/do not enjoy in sex. It turns out, eating pussy is my favorite. In fact, EVERY SINGLE redditor I have met with has cum from me providing oral sex. Feel free to read my success stories here:
Success #1 - the cougar
Success #2 - the set up by her boyfriend
Success #3 - the shiny butt plug girl
Success #4 - the grooly undergrad
Success #5 - the interview lick trip
As you can see, I clearly love going down. Beyond the taste, I also really enjoy the process of bringing women to orgasm with my mouth. It all starts from the second we meet. We chat and find comfort. I ask for consent and discuss what the plan is. I begin with a small massage to help you relax and to set the mood. I work your body with my hands while you are clothed, moving my hands along your body until you express body language that demands "MORE!". From there I typically kiss your neck and body while unbuttoning your pants. I then remove your shirt and bra and spend time kissing your breasts while playing with you over your panties. By now, you should know that I am a pro at reading body language. Every breath you take and every twitch your body produces informs my next move.
After kissing your breasts and getting you aroused through your panties, I will ask for permission to remove your pants and get to work. Once removed, I will slowly run my lips along your inner thigh several times before I am within tongue distance of your pussy. I will then lick your outer lips (labia majora, I am a biologist and very familiar with female anatomy!), applying pressure the entire time. By now you will be squirming. I will move to your clit and begin experimenting with different tongue motions and pressures until that "ah hah!" moment where I realize that I figured your body out. Now, this is where most men fail. Typically, their dexterity gives and they stop - thinking that their partner wont be able to finish. This is my time to shine - I keep going and going and going until you climax. I have great tongue dexterity and have never met a pussy that put my tongue on injured reserve. Once you start cumming, I lock my hands into your hips and continue until you plead for me to stop. Typically by now my chin is drenched. I hope this helps you understand my methodology for eating pussy.
If you have read this far, thank you! Now down to the boring, but equally important stuff. I mentioned above I have met with many women seeking my tongue. Some had never experienced oral sex before, some have but had never cum from it, some have but not in a long time, some had partners that sucked (funny word choice, but no pun intended) at oral sex. One partner in particular had their boyfriend set up the entire thing (Success Post #2), another decided their partner sucked and wanted to see what I could provide in order to teach her partner. I have gone down on big girls, little girls, hairy girls, and hairless girls. Some were brown, some white, unfortunately none purple. The point it, I welcome anybody that wants to enjoy my tongue. So let this paragraph be my "looking for" - If you want me to go down on you, feel free to reach out.
A bit about me: I am 30, white, 6'0" with a fluffy-athletic build. I am very strong (hence, being able to pin you down while I devour your pussy), but also gentle and empathetic to your situation. I am respectful and require consent. Consent is important to me because I feel as though it is necessary to have the best time possible! Additionally, I am educated with a PhD and I am funny. There are no awkward moments with me. I will be sure to crack many clever jokes before, during, and after. And lastly because transparency is critical. I am 420 friendly, but do not consume any other drugs. I am also recently tested and STI-free.
If any of the above resonates with you, please reach out and we can set something up.
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