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It was a day like any other, with your normal routines and annoying traffic. As you were moving about, however, you noticed an odd stand with a... Peculiar sense of decoration. A sign which seemed to have had a Rough, Crystal Frame, with the stand itself holding a very smooth, yet still undeniably crystalline feel. The poles holding up the sign seemed made of glowing crystal, but the oddest part was that nobody seemed to notice or care. As you approached the Stand, a lady popped up from behind it. She was wearing clothes which had many Crystalline Trinkets on it: Necklaces, Rings, Bracelets, and many more. Along with that, she had a hat which had a few Crystals hanging down from a rope off of it. With a bright voice and a cheery smile, she began to speak.
"Welcome to Kat's Crystalline Stand! Here we have several Crystals available. Trying to get a bigger store but when you work for free, it tends to be hard to raise up the money! That said, if you have any money for donations, please put some in the jar."
"Onto the product, this Stand has six different Crystals here. Each of them are fully grown and developed, ready to be used the moment you buy them. You may only have one: Oh, hold your hand from your wallet unless it's a donation! These are all free, with zero cost or dirty strings attached, other than the guilt of a donation."
You may get one Crystalline Product from her, with no negative side effects of any kind for denying.
Pink Sapphire Candy: This Crystal is much like Rock Candy. Eating it will grant you an instinctual, magical knowledge of medical situations. Your methods will be very unorthodox, but slightly more effective than any professional doctor. Due to the instinctual and unorthodox nature of this, you will still have to go to medical school to become a doctor. It will also be less effective for those that already know how to be a doctor. But hey, should you ever need to perform surgery or give CPR or figure out any issues with yourself, you will be able to do it!
Mossfill Crystal Seed: This Crystal is a mixture of plant and rock. Just plant the seed in your house, and it will begin to grow over the floors and walls. It is, thankfully, attuned to your mind, so you will be able to direct where it grows to make it as pretty and nice as possible. Once you will it to stop growing, it will immediately cease growing and begin to produce its more active effects. Anyone within 10 meters of any of this Crystal, so long as the Crystal is attached to the rest of the growth, will naturally heal four times quicker and will be much sturdier against any diseases. Your home will be a sanctuary, never to be afflicted with disease again! As a final benefit, this Crystal wards off Supernatural Creatures with hostile intentions. Not that you'll ever see any: The average human sees pretty much zero in their entire lifetime, but having some extra protection against vampires can help. Easy to remove, should you want, but it would lose the benefits.
White Glow Quartz: This Crystal comes attached to a necklace, but if you want I can make it come in a Flashlight instead. It emits a soft glow. Any wounds the glow lands on will rapidly heal a day's worth of natural healing a second. If you let me put it into a Flashlight, I can make it work... Like a Flashlight! Cool, right? Though, definitely less pretty.
Obsidal: This Crystal is a very, very tough one. But, unfortunately, after it finishes growing it will never heal or fix. While on your person, anything that would harm you is redirected to the Crystal. This effect also extends to those you care about within your eye sight. The protection is both from direct damage, and more indirect ones. Diseases will also chip away at the health of this thing, as will bullets. If I shot you in the head right now, this will shatter and you will walk away just fine. Just remember that it never heals or fixes. Also keep in mind it blocks aging, and will take one hundred years from aging alone to break. It only blocks aging of its holder, however!
Rainbow Turquoise Ring: This Ring, when worn, will fix any mental damage or injuries. Depression will fade and happiness will return, for example. It only fixes what someone considers is mental damage or an injury, however. It will also prevent any identity death. Passively, it also blocks thoughts of ending ones own life, whether depressed or not. If someone is completely broken and traumatized, it will take 6 months for this ring to fix them. You may recall the ring to your hand at any time, and it is pretty hard to break: So feel free to loan it out to people you trust not to smash it!
Pink Crystalline Mist: Are you sure? How selfless. This is a container of generic Pink Crystal, crushed into a mist and lightly enchanted. Upon releasing it, it will cover 15 kilometers around you, doubling the natural healing of anyone within those kilometers and lessening the negative effects of disease by a tiny amount. You won't get any super healing or prevention of age, but you will be able to live knowing that you have likely saved lives just by releasing this. It does, unfortunately, only last 15 years before fading.
"I hope you enjoy the Crystal!"
"Oh! But before you go, there is an opportunity to get more! You see, since I'm very busy trying to get donations to upgrade from a Stand, I don't have the proper time to make these Crystals anymore. Let alone the housing space. If you agree to grow two Crystals for me, you will get to keep one. Just be careful, growing them is simple but can take a toll on you."
Pick two types of Crystal below and grow it for her. You will get to keep one of the crystals you grew, and will give the other to her. Attempting to consider her a malicious, supernatural crystal thief under Mossfill Crystal Seed will have very bad consequences for you. This is an optional section.
Pink Sapphire Candy: This Crystal is simple to grow. Place in some sugary water and it will begin to grow without needing any more physical care. Spiritually, however, it will bond with you and begin leeching your taste. Anything you eat will taste disgusting, to the point where eating and drinking becomes a chore. Candy is an exception, though you will still need to find something to drink. Doesn't protect you from any negative healthy effects of eating only candy, or starving yourself of food or water.
Mossfill Crystal Seed: This Seed, upon being grabbed, with drain your mind. You will find it hard to focus for the next three months, and will gain a short attention span.
White Glow Quartz: This Crystal will begin to glow after you look into its light. You will age a year every week with it, losing around 12 years of your life. It will also half your speed of natural healing. When she comes to collect, she will fix the lost age, restoring those 12 years. She won't be able to help out with any diseases or pains you gained along the way, however.
Obsidal: Upon touching this, you will begin to feel a pain in your head. Once a day, at random, you will get something that will cause you pain. Stubbed Toes, Massive Headaches, Etc. The pain is guaranteed to last a minute. This does not replace any pain you would have received without the Obsidal. If you were asleep when this came, you are guaranteed to now be awake for the next ten minutes.
Rainbow Turquoise Ring: Once put on, it will refuse to be taken off. You will gain Depression for the next three months, and it is guaranteed thoughts of Suicide will come at least three times during this.
Pink Crystalline Mist: She looks at you with concern as you read the growing instructions for this one. This Jar is not to be opened under any circumstances, or you will die. Upon accepting this, you will lose ten years of your life, aging forward unexpectedly. Please be careful. She will not be able to fix this.
"Alright, and that's done! Thank you for shopping here! Oh, what's that worried look on your face? Oh, the odd and dangerous methods of creating these? Don't worry, I've developed an immunity. After all, I do create these to help others! If you took the Deal... Please be safe."
"And remember to Donate! If you want..."
And thus, new Crystal and potential Seeds in hand, you make your way home.
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