No one told me lighting a bunch of motorcycles on fire and wielding a kitchen knife was a bad idea

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Seriously though...what. the. fuck? This rental I had used gas...ALL THE TIME. Every time I turned the damned thing on, there would be less gas in it when I was done riding it. The rental guy just didn't get it. I did everything I could, I talked slower and louder, puffed up like a some sort of caveman...and nothing. Then, after I tried to blow up his store, and stab him, he had the audacity to get like 200 of what I assume to be his cousins, come over and beat the shit out of me. In any case, I still haven't gotten my refund. Should I contact the tourist police?

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