Okay need help bedding an idea that is almost certainly more likely end up in fire then fun been toying around with what is probably better labeled as a fantasy then a legitimate idea LOL but crying inside so we have an extra room in a reasonably large house if the universe would be so kind as to not apply the genie wish curse at least immediately to my attempt to create a win-win agreement we are a non-traditional family that would like a live-in to help with household chores and Light babysitting okay boring traditional part out of the way now for the good part we would also like this person to explore and collaborative free use scenario where our real talk mostly mine if we're being honest sexual needs are being satisfied this is a two-way street of course I'm a pleaser not a taker first and finally just to put that wedding Powerball number of no effing way needle in Haystack probability you also are into some of these free sessions as well as other more planned sessions to be live stream collab on my already Well liked Channel with one of the major platforms depending on how many of our numbers match up would dictate the level of room and board covered. Okay obviously not a unique idea but Would appreciate Constructive criticism hopeful wisdom from those who have some personal experience with this hearding cats multifaceted level in this really work idea finally to those of you that feel the urge you also express interest please DM me and to those about to tell me keep dreaming snowball chance in hell will happen as soon as my dick turns leprechaun green and Sprouts a four-leaf clover the big titty unicorns can't resist yada yada Etc please just quietly chuckle to yourself and omit thank you yes we know you're very witty with sage like wisdom I have probably seen too many movies but I'm not delusional very aware there's a whole industry that exists solely to end the search for Sasquatch as well. PS also aware the punctuations within her non-existent my sincere apology to my 5th grade teacher the rescue Grammar Nazis are invited to suck it no for real especially on my live stream will dress you up like a Frau line for caricature of Ava Braun and you can help me with my organic whiteout pen rewrite