WOT DA ZOG DID U JUZT SAY 'BOUT ME YOUZ ZOGGIN GROT? YOU'ZE SHUD KNO I GRA-JOO-EATED TOP O DA CLAZ IN DA TANK KILLA SKOOL AN OIVE BEEN IN NU..NUMER... MANY SEKRET RAIDZ ON DA BEAKIEZ N HAV OVA LOTZ N LOTZ O KILLZ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

I'Z B TRAIND IN GORRILAZ WARFAR N OIM DA TOP TANKBUSTA IN GRAZKHULLZ FORZES! YOUZE AINT NUFFIN TA ME BUT ANOTHA KRUMPD TANK! OI WILL KRUMP U DA ZOG OTU WIF DA PRE SIZHON DA LOIKZ OV WICH NEVA HAZ BEN SEEN BEFO TRUZT ME ZOGGIN WORDZ!

YOUZE FINK U CN GIT WAY WIF SAYIN DAT GROK TA ME OVA DA UMIE WEBZ? FINK AGAIN YA SOD SOILED GROTLICKA! AZ WE SPEEK I AM CONT.. KONTA... KALLIN ME SEKRET NETWRK OV KOMMANDOZ A KROSS DA ORK WORLZ N UR EYE PEE ADREZ IZ BEEN TRAKD ROIGHT NOWZ SO YOUZE BETTA PREPAR YOUZE ARSE MAGGOT! YOUZE ZOGGIN DED GROT! OIZE KAN BE NEWARE AT NE TOIME N OI KUD KRUMP YA IN OVA SEVEN HUN.. SEVEN.. SIX HUND.... MANY LOTZ OF WAYZ AND DATZ JUZT WIV ME BOMB SQUIGZ! WWWAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHH!

NOT ONLY M OI EXTNZVILLY TRAIND TA KRUMP TANKZ, BUT OI AVE DA FULL AKSEZZ TO DA ENTIR AR-SEN-UL OF GORK N MORK N IZE WILL UZE IT TA DA FULL EXTNT TA WIP UR MIZRABLE SQUIG LOOKIN ARZE OF TA FACE OF TA GALAXY U LITL GIT! IF ONLY YAZ CUDA KNOWN WAT RETRIBUZSHIN YOUZE LIL KOMMENT WUZ ABOWT TA ZOG DOWN MEBBE YOUZE WUDDA HELD YA ZOGN TONGUE!

BUT YAZ CUDNT N YA DIDNT N NOWZ U GONNA PAY DA PRIZE YOU LIL GROT LUVVIN ZIMP! OI WIL SHIT TANKHAMMAZ ALL OVA YA N YOUZE GONN DROWND IN IT! YOUZE ZOGGN KRUMPED KIDDO!

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