The school intercom turns on

^{Welcome back students and staff, for another semester at this great school of ours. Many of you probably already know me, but for those who don't my name's principal Penguin. Now I'm making this announcement to put an end to certain rumours about students going missing, inhuman experiments in the basement and how there's 500 students that are identical and look the same. I assure you these are rumours are little more than that, rumours. Apart from the Jocks those are real but they just happen to all be identical twins from one family and anyone found investigating this will disappea- be transferred to a new school. That is all, here's to hoping for an amazing new term}