You know it’s that time and that there’s no way I could pass up such a particularly momentous day and do nothing for our lord and savior, the greatest champion of all time who totally exists, URF. God king of League of Legends. The chad of chads, none are able to resist his charm or his power and he is the only champion to have his own holiday. URF day. Introductions aside, let’s get started

• Basic Champion Information
  • Image
    • Urf
  • Lore
    • Urf’s League of Legends Wiki page
    • Cinematics: All of them
    • Short Stories: No short story could possibly do such an absolute king justice.
    • Bangers: Welcome to Planet Urf
• If you’re interested in any previous installments, you can find them here
• All champions are chosen at random via Ultimate Bravery
• All champions in this series will be built to a level 20 fantasy but that doesn’t mean you have to be level 20 in order to enjoy most of the core mechanics of the champion
  • Around Lv 11 get ready to take over the Urf
• Goals/Gameplay Mechanics we want to emulate
  • Flippy Floppy
    • Master every weapon (Aiming to buff Improvised Weapons with Holy Weapon for the memes)
  • Big Blue Watery Road
    • Get this man a swim speed
  • Poseidon’s Gaze
    • Divination
  • Flop Strike
    • Splashdown with extreme prejudice
  • Omnisplash
    • Unleash Splash Mountain on your enemies
• Background/Race/Stats/Class
  • Gladiator
    • Proficiency: Acrobatics, Performance, Disguise Kit, Musical Instrument
    • By Popular Demand
  • Triton
    • 1 Str, 1 Con, 1 Cha
    • Amphibious
    • Swim Speed 30 Ft
    • Control Air and Water
    • Darkvision
    • Resistance: Cold Damage
    • Languages: Common, Primordial
  • Stats: 15/14/13/12/10/8
    • 16 Str
    • 12 Dex
    • 15 Con
    • 8 Int
    • 10 Wis
    • 14 Cha
  • 1 Fighter/19 Valor Bard/1 Paladin
  • Starting HP: 10
  • HP/Lv: 1d8/Lv (Sorcerers are d6)
    • Proficiency: Light Armor, Simple Weapons, Hand Crossbows, Rapiers, Shortswords, 3 Instruments of your choice, Athletics, Persuasion, Intimidation
• Lv 1 Bard
  • Inspiration D6
  • Spellcasting
  • Cantrips
    • Thunderclap
    • Friends
    • Dancing Lights
    • Blade Ward
  • Lv 1 Spells
    • Earth Tremor
    • Command
• Lv 2 Bard
  • Jack of All Trades
  • Song of Rest D6
  • Lv 1 Spell
    • Heroism
• Lv 3 Bard
  • College of Valor
  • Proficiency: Martial Weapons
  • Lv 2 Spell
    • Pyrotechnics
  • Expertise: Athletics, Performance
• Lv 4 Bard
  • Feat: Tavern Brawler
    • 1 Con (16 total)
    • Unarmed Strikes do 1d4 damage
    • Proficiency: Improvised Weapons
    • Can bonus action after an unarmed strike to grapple
  • Lv 2 Spell
    • Warding Wind
• Lv 5 Bard
  • Inspiration D8
  • Font of Inspiration
  • Lv 3 Spell
    • Clairvoyance
• Lv 6 Bard
  • Countercharm
  • Extra Attack
  • Lv 3 Spell of your choice
• Lv 1 Fighter
  • Picking up Heavy Armor proficiency here
  • Fighting Style: Dueling
  • Second Wind
• Lv 7 Bard
  • Lv 4 Spell
    • Locate Creature
• Lv 8 Bard
  • ASI 2 Cha: 16 total
  • Lv 4 Spell
    • Freedom of Movement
• Lv 9 Bard
  • Lv 5 Spell
    • Scrying
  • Song of Rest D8
• Lv 10 Bard
  • Inspiration D10
  • Expertise: Persuasion, Intimidation
  • Magical Secrets
    • Lv 5 Spell: Holy Weapon (Make any weapon your true spatula)
    • Lv 4 Spell: Find Greater Steed (In the true Rift, URF rides Corki)
  • Lv 5 Spell
    • Synaptic Static
• Lv 11 Bard
  • Lv 6 Spell
    • True Seeing
• Lv 12 Bard
  • ASI 2 Str (18 total)
• Lv 13 Bard
  • Song of Rest D10
  • Lv 7 Spell
    • Mordekainen’s Sword for more DPS or Mordekainen’s Magnificent Mansion for your Planet Urf setpiece
• Lv 14 Bard
  • Magical Secrets
    • Lv 7 Spell: Simulacrum (Double the Urf for Double the fun)
    • Lv 7 Spell: Tenser’s Transformation
  • Battle Magic
• Lv 15 Bard
  • Lv 8 Spell
    • Power Word Stun or Feeblemind
  • Inspiration D12
• Lv 16 Bard
  • Feat: Warcaster
• Lv 17 Bard
  • Lv 9 Spell
    • Foresight
  • Song of Rest D12
• Lv 18 Bard
  • Magical Secrets
    • Lv 8 Spell: Tsunami (For the Splash in Omnisplash)
    • Lv 9 Spell: Wish
• Lv 19 Bard
  • ASI 2 Str: 20 total
• Pros
  • Access to all kinds of offensive, Defensive and wacky tools
  • Tanky for a Bard
  • Self Buffs
  • Vision
  • Surprisingly charismatic for a Manatee
• Cons
  • Damage might lag a bit until Magical secrets comes in at Lv 11
  • Low Int
  • Immobile