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36 year old white male from Savannah. Long brown hair, long brown beard, 5'10, 200 lbs (dad bod, but getting fitter), trucker tan, 6", circumcised and natural. VERY into heavy metal. I'm going to a gig tomorrow night (Friday) and I'm looking to have some fun. I don't want to know too much about you and your friend before the show. I want to make my move once the music starts. I'm mainly an in front of the stage head banger, but I mosh a bit too. I want to know what y'all will look like and what you'll be wearing so I can walk up behind you, grab your asses and ask you "do y'all bang here often, you little metal sluts?" That's how you'll know it's me (although we will exchange pics, so you'll know what I look like too). Expect for me to grope, feel you two (or three!) up, and generally treat your bodies as my property all night. I will of course extend the same courtesy to you, but keep in mind that if you touch my beard, I WILL touch your boobs. If you aren't metalheads, that's cool. I'll initiate you into our cult, take your metal virginity, and let you both don a battle vest (I have two) for the first time (before you slide down onto my cock back at my place, that is. You will be wearing ONLY the battle vest). Are you down to party, rock and roll, and bang in more ways than one? Hit me up. Orange envelopes only on this one. In my experience, most chats are scammers or hookers (NOT interested, take it to Ogeechee Rd, ho!). If you're seasoned heshers, put your three favorite bands in the subject. If not, put "metal virgins". Tell me a bit about y'all, ask any questions you may have, we'll exchange pics, and go from there. FUCKIN' SLAYER! 🤘🤘🤘
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