throb! throb! throb!.... UNGH!!!! 🥵 I had a girlfriend once... But, before she was my girlfriend she was a BITCH! We had danced all night, cheek to cheek! We we're getting drivin to her home by her best friend. She has steady kept insulting me in between heavy kissing... Her co-workmate was nervously glancing in her rear view mirror and driving faster to end her verbal tirade upon my head... You know,.... Im the kinda guy to know love when it's about to happen so... Mid sentence as we're whipping thru curves in the road both of us sliding over to her side, back to my side, over to her side, she still steady spouting out venom about my upbringing, my heritage everything. apparently I'm not good enough for her. I didn't just kiss her hand and kiss up her bare arm slowly, in public, danced in between both of them. And rubbed a bulge the size of a puppy dog stuffed down the front of my pants! We whip around another hard, fast right hand turn and she starts sliding into me and we embrace... Lock eyes nakedly. She's still listing off reasons I'm a present "Blah, Blah, BLAH!!!!... MMMFPH!!!..." I just assisted her fall into my arms along to Loves eternally gr. My crotch! into the NFL Football sized bulge. My dick is like the size of a butternut squash w/ two acorn squashes, but still soft. So as we imbrace this time, I push her head down first! And she slides face first into a wall of male genitalia , that's working like a Ferrari-Ejaculosa!... "SMACK!!!! I wrap the ENTIRE surface area of her face with straight dick and straight Balls! dangling, flaccid, just raw weight... smearing this slab of soft but enormous trouser trout, across her face! her scowling, icey mean, middle aged, Mom of two, little tiny dicked only for the last 43 years!!!! "MMMMM-MMMRMFPH!!!!.. MMMMTURE!!!..." "WHAT!?!!??... DID YOU SPEAK DARLING?! [I grinded her little face across the side profile of my fat cock. Smacking my bulge across her face then I looked at Mechelle in the mirror] " "Can you make out any words this important Lady is saying??? something about I can't .... get enough... of... the Musk off my enormous testicles!!!.... Your cock is.... " Now I'm just smearing soooo much dick, in and across her whole face though! "Whats that babe?..... tell Michelle you love her... soooo much!.... and that Bobby's penis is why the Gods created knees!... To suck this great, gargantuan Man!!!" " Why Thank you so very kindly Annette!.. Your so polite baby!..,. What's that darling?....You want me to pull out my massive dick piss on your face then spin that behometh in circles so piss gets all over you friend!??? and every surface I can spray deep, long squeezes of urine up to the front wind shield from back here, Sure! ....." 💦💦💦💦💦💦