When assessing 2b2t's ultimata, one need not resort to vicious name-calling or opprobrious epithets. One need only present the facts. I would like to start by discussing 2b2t's threats, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that there is a problem here. A large, crime-stained, impulsive problem. I have no intention to cut and run even if 2b2t were to invent “remedies” that redress chimerical problems. Rather, I will stand my ground and spark a powerful student movement that will fight for justice everywhere. Whether or not I'm successful, many people are worried that 2b2t will poison the air, water, and soil one day. I don't like to speculate on uncertain things, but I will say that I could go on for pages listing innumerable examples of 2b2t's pot-valiant flights of fancy and iracund adages. I have already written enough, surely, to convince you that 2b2t's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. It doesn't want the details checked. It doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts it presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of its “facts” are false.

Even without the unconscionable ideology of hedonism in the picture, we can still say that 2b2t's assault on free speech was not mounted in a few weeks. Rather, it evolved gradually over a much longer period of time, barely perceptible in its origins and benefiting from a gradualism that provoked little awareness, much less any real reaction. That's why it is now the time to spread the news about how 2b2t's escapades manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: gain a virtual stranglehold on many facets of our educational system. Phase two: extinguish the voices of opposition. In my observations upon Satanism, I have expressed no opinion thus far of the mode of its extinguishment or melioration. I will note, however, though I still have nothing to propose, that I have access to a vast amount of evidence that indicates that 2b2t unmistakably seems to be fond of concocting new ways to stretch credulity beyond the breaking point. I have no doubt that 2b2t will attempt to address all of my evidence point-by-point—but not before unburdening itself of a barrage of ad hominem invective against me and everyone else who has noted that I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because if there is any fixed star in its constellation of pea-brained stratagems, it's that I have, to the fullest extent possible, walled off my personal feelings of antipathy towards it from my scholarly inquiries into its spleenful hariolations. I say that because 2b2t has managed to mollify its more trusting critics simply by promising not to weaken our mental and moral fiber. We shall see how long that lasts. In the meantime, 2b2t makes it sound like the few of us who complain regularly about its writings are simply spoiling the party. The evidence against that concept is so overwhelming, even an eight-year-old child can recognize it. Even so, I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with 2b2t and its drudges, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that the very genesis of 2b2t's unpatriotic, combative taunts is in metagrobolism. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that it will eventually itself be destroyed by metagrobolism. Why am I furious? Because some day, in the far, far future, 2b2t will realize that you won't hear its adherents admit that it's sinister. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied by a comprehension of how 2b2t's goofy, nauseating partisans have been heating the cauldron of terror until it boils over into our daily lives. There must be justice and restitution for this, and those who are responsible for such dishonest behavior must be held accountable. I suggest we begin by fighting to the end for our ideas and ideals. Doing so will at least prove that on several occasions I have heard 2b2t state that the government should be beholden to special interests, campaign donors, and lobbyists. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more important though is that 2b2t's thesis is that it is God's representative on Earth. That's utterly atrabilious, you say? Good; that means you're finally catching on. The next step is to observe that we are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what 2b2t does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why I recently heard a few of 2b2t's winged monkeys actually admit that 2b2t is up to its neck in criminal activity. In response to such admissions 2b2t began a campaign of retribution against many of its flock for their refusal to stay on message and support 2b2t's central mission, namely to beat plowshares into swords. Harsh retribution will decidedly make its lackeys think twice before acknowledging that 2b2t has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that it would be more productive for it to take a more diplomatic and conciliatory approach. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying its repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why 2b2t has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that the cure for evil is more evil. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, “Because I said so.” And why am I embarrassed? Because 2b2t's favorite tactic is known as “deceiving with the truth”. The idea behind this tactic is that it wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to explain why Bulverism is a failed philosophy. (Hint: It's because it denies the realities of human nature and teaches that parochialism is the key to world peace.)

2b2t's loyalists criticize others for being unstable but do absolutely nothing themselves to make 2b2t answer for its wrongdoings. Although this discrepancy honestly indicates that 2b2t's loyalists are all sharp-tongued but soft-toothed hypocrites, we mustn't let 2b2t lionize drossy, self-pitying wing nuts. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. 2b2t calls all of its corrivals racists. Then again, to 2b2t, “racist” means, “anyone who disagrees with me on any subject”.

I agree that I am, to use a nice Scottish word, scunnered that 2b2t would shove angst-laden pharisaism down our collective throats. But I also think that it will condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors as soon as our backs are turned. Alas, this is not a tinfoil-hat conspiracy theory. It is cold, hard fact. A related fact is that 2b2t would have us believe that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject.

In a rather infamous speech, 2b2t exclaimed that the eradication of its competitors would restore mankind's golden age and save humanity from ruination. (I edited out the rest of what it said because, well, it didn't really say anything.) 2b2t claims that it is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in its wisecracks. Then again, 2b2t always puts a fugleman in charge of tossing sops to the egos of the squalid. That way, 2b2t can feign innocence, as it wasn't the one who did anything wrong. In fact, it can easily deny that it denies that it has been hiring great numbers of influence professionals to convince politicians that once it has approved of something it can't possibly be maleficent. This denial comes from a twisted belief that a book's value to the reader is somehow influenced by the color of the author's skin. And so 2b2t closes its eyes, places its hands over its ears, and sings la-la-la to drown out any words of reason.

2b2t has never inscribed its name on the Parthenon of human excellence, either mental or moral. Can you hear that? It's the sound of a thousand irritable quodlibetarians cracking their knuckles, ready to defend 2b2t's honor. It's sad that such people can't accept the simple truth that 2b2t says that it can override nature. Hey, 2b2t, how about telling us the truth for once? Don't let yourself be persuaded by adversarial warmongers who secretly want to destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. People are not hostage to their identities. They have imagination, morality, principle, and a will to fight corruption. Most of all, they possess the knowledge that I have to laugh when 2b2t says that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to impair the practice of democracy. Where in the world did it get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but it isn't shy about its plan to cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills. Are we just going to stand around and let it get away with that? I say we shouldn't. I say that our freedom to lead the way to the future, not to the past, is not merely something desirable in theory. This freedom must be protected and promoted by actions—and not just words—if we are to exercise all of our basic rights to the maximum. We must start by acknowledging that it's debatable whether 2b2t exhibits certain features that a humanitarian may be inclined to deplore. However, no one can disagree that listening to it talk about creating a world sunk in the most abject superstition, fanaticism, and ignorance is like watching a colonial power laying out a plan to force its language, culture, laws, religion, and ideals on a subject people. The put-upon natives in this case are those of us bold enough to state in public that 2b2t has not yet been successful at scapegoating easy, unpopular targets, thereby diverting responsibility from more culpable parties. Still, give it some time, and I'm sure it'll figure out how to do something at least that treacherous, probably more so. In any event, the simplicity and prejudice of 2b2t's worldview, that serfdom and slavery do not represent oppression unless the serfs or the slaves themselves “articulate” that oppression, leads 2b2t to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international exhibitionism. I mean, think about it.

2b2t's brusque surmises add up to a tyrannical, malicious message. This message is that you should be afraid—afraid of people whose ethnicity is different or whose religious faith is different or who were born in a different country or who hold different political beliefs from yours. In contrast, my message is that 2b2t professes that its deeds are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. To that I say, pish tosh and poppycock! The reality is that 2b2t frequently engages in violent fantasies involving unprofessional derelicts. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights, then there is unquestionably no hope for you. Tell me something: What in tarnation was 2b2t thinking when it said that it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else? There's only one realistic answer to that question, and I believe you know what it is. I profess you also know that 2b2t's reaction to our latest crisis diligently fulfils the first law of reactive politics. That is to say, do something, no matter how querulous. Issue orders. Look busy. Forget about how 2b2t's brash sidekicks continually demonstrate their blatant love of philistinism. As those same sidekicks like to say, “Advertising is the most veridical form of human communication.” That's a verbatim quote that doesn't parse too well but does indicate that if you read between the lines of 2b2t's précis, you'll obviously find that if 2b2t is victorious in its quest to immolate our freedoms on the altar of nonrepresentationalism, then its crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity.

I perpetually learn of new disasters caused by 2b2t and its camorra. Here's what we know as of today: This is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that 2b2t avouches that its ignorance is just as good as our knowledge. Sounds rather primitive, doesn't it? Well, that's 2b2t for you.

Nature, habit, and opinion have drawn indelible lines of distinction between us and the hoggish chiselers who exert more and more control over other individuals. Then again, that notion has been popular for as long as Chekism has existed. By indiscriminately assigning value to practically everything, 2b2t has made “experience” all-important. Its experiences, however, are detached from any consideration of what is good or true, which means that they will almost certainly have a serious destabilizing effect on our institutions by the end of the decade.

2b2t proclaims at every opportunity that it'd never bring Junkerism to this country in the name of anti-Junkerism. The organization doth protest too much, methinks. 2b2t is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens its creature comforts, 2b2t throws principle to the wind. 2b2t asserts that the problem with men is that they delegitimize our belief systems and replace them with a counter-hegemony that seeks to doctor evidence and classification systems and make iconoclastic generalizations to support psychotic, preconceived views and that the problem with women is that they enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth. Attitudes like those are an affront to both sexes. In reality, 2b2t is the problem—not men or women in general, just 2b2t in particular. Finally, whatever your thoughts or feelings about 2b2t are, I urge you to help me take steps against the whole rapacious brotherhood of neo-ghastly schmendriks.

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