Title. Happened 2 days ago after beating the meat.

Basically felt like my right testy was turned after the deed was done. Very uncomfortable and painful. Went to the hospital and rushed in for surgery at midnight and then pumped full of pharmaceutical painkillers and anti anxiety like benzos. Never wanted to touch them since I'm a bit anti pharmaceutical and prefer medical cannabis as I'm a legal patient. So that experience was very intense under the cocktail of substances.

After waking up from surgery, I was a bit delirious as I hadn't properly slept or rested and was on a lot of medication. When I got home and after a big sleep and some devils lettuce with paracetamol ibuprofen the next day, I'm back logged in and playing on my girlfriend's iPad air doing some slayer. Hoping to max as my next goal along with infernal cape. Might start a series around it on YT or twitch. Who knows! Anyways, mobile is really helping me deal with my balls right now man.

Thank you Jagex and the mobile team for making mobile so seamless with the interface and interaction - especially the latest mobile update!

My balls will be healed in no time and at least I can get back into my favourite game after a long hiatus. Remember you never quit, you just have a long break.

If anyone wants to add me, I'm an Australian player and haven't got any friends as none of my friends play anymore so I cleared my list. DM ME!