Hello 🤗 open to online and anywhere to eventually meet irl and relocate :) please read on

I'm looking for a partner in crime... I mean life!

I am 6'1" 215 thick manual labor/dad bod, white, blue eyes, dirty blond hair with specs of grey, military type, clean cut, clean shaven, no tattoos.

Divorced, father of two. You wouldn't meet them until we get serious and they live half way across the country ATM unfortunately. I see them as much as I can. Usually vacations.

I'm pretty liberal and accepting. I am a gun owner that believes we need stricter gun laws and I am in favor of death penalty for all rapists (also false accusers) and murders (unless self defense). I think I'm a good person but I can be an asshole if need be. Pro vaccine, pro science, anti corporation, pro people, pro term limits. I believe in systematic racism and reparations should go towards rebuilding black communities. I am pro LGBTQ or whatever. I just get confused with all the damn labels. I grew up anti label 😂. But yeah trans people are people and deserve rights. I think bathrooms should be unisex anyways and we should fix our school systems to instill better behavior, mental health and acceptance in our youth. I think trump is an idiot and needs to be in prison for his actions. I think religion is a scam and churches should be taxed heavyily, I believe billionaires shouldn't exist and we should tax them until they don't anymore. Healthcare and education should be free and effective. I'm a very frugal person and not materialistic in the least. I'm an honest and empathetic person. I'm an introvert and homebody mostly. I don't prefer to camp or hike but I can do it. I'm capable of most things. I'm handy around the house as far as fixing things and renovation. I don't know much about cars but I can change a tire and oil and drive the shit out of one. I'm a pretty decent cook. Good in bed. I enjoy gaming, mostly solo rpg and action ish. I like a tv good series and anime. I read manga mostly, I like Sci Fi or action stuffs. I also enjoy fantasy football and watching NFL, UFC and NBA games. I'm an a stereotypical masculine American man I think with a hint of weeb. I think I'm special but I'm probably not.

I hate cleaning and chores but I get it done. I hate crowds but I stomach them for theme parks or festivals once in awhile. I hate social media and influencers. I enjoy silly videos and memes of course but dislike dancing and twerking and people just speaking into a camera, live streams or whatever. I'll never understand why people watch twitch or onlyfans and I'll never subscribe. I hate reality tv and people who are famous just because they were born rich. I absolutely hate racists, like to the point of Nazis and KKK should be shot in the face on site. Same for child molestors (minor attracted people) and rapists. I hate bugs and sand so I dislike the outdoors and beach most of the time. I also have body image issues so I'm not a big fan of water parks either. I'm working on that tho. And of course I do all these things without complaints for my kids and significant other. Just in my head mostly.

I used to be a big asshole, very selfish and dismissive of my spouse so she left me. It was a wake up call. I was humbled and learned how to communicate my feelings. Developed emotional intelligence and learned that arguing and harsh words were not normal or okay. Unfortunately the damage is done for her and that ship has sailed. I've learned a great deal about myself since then and I am very comfortable in my solitude. I think I'm ready to meet someone new. Dating apps have been a failure since everyone is either a sex worker, only down for hook ups or just not good people... I'm too respectful to hit on people in public at there place of work or the gym and I don't go to bars or clubs anymore, so here I am. I'm not shallow but looks and personality are both important to me. I'm pretty easy to please I think, my qualifications for a potential partner are not hard I don't think. I simply prefer someone of healthy HWP, that's a sweet person on the inside.

I do have a weakness for younger women, smaller women, gothy, punk, weebs, gamer girls and darker skin girls also weirdly freckles and super pasty girls too. Especially red heads. Big natural curly hair black girls. I'm especially weak to asian and latin women as well. Tomboys are super fucking hot. if you like to get dirty and work on cars or something that's A-okay too. As you can see I'm all over the place and love beautiful women of all types. My dream as a child was to have my own harem of someone of every kind of personality and body type and skin color. If I could find a few people that were into poly life style and we all got along that would be dope 😉 of course I understand that's highly unrealistic and just a dream.

I'm open to trans people however i have only been with cis women. I think femininity and soft features are attractive... So if you do not "pass" like you're jawline is too rigid, built like a linebacker or you're very large, hairy or tall. let's not waste each other's time. Sorry. If you're a very cute soft tiny boy that wants to transition, nb or trans that thinks you can trap me by all means hmu. I have always been attracted to androgyny and tomboys. Transmen... Idk ive met some that are very cute and tomboyish that peak my interest... But I think if you have plans of growing a beard and getting all hairy and jacked, I'm not interested.

Kink wise I can be pretty vanilla and happy with someone I love. I'm demisexual and find sex more gratifying when I'm connected with someone I know very well and love. However I'm also pretty kinky, I enjoy CNC, Somnophilia, freeuse, orgasm torture/overload, and anal play to name a few. If you're trans or want to be I am interested in feminization, sissification, misgendering, chasity, and cucking you with your partner all sound fun in theory 🤔 Only hard limits are scat, beastiality and cutting/permanent damage. I'm pretty open minded and generally the Dom but I enjoy pleasing my partner and making them get off. I would of course love to be serviced too 😜

I'm open to anyone anywhere as long as you're serious and are able to shoot me plenty of pics and videos to prove you're real. We can meet up someday and maybe you can relocate to me? Or vise versa I'll retire in a couple years and be flexible. I can support you and you can be my stay at home weeby wifey or I can stay at home and hold down the fort with he kiddos while you pursue your passions if you're a career driven woman :)

Anyways I think that's enough. I'm an open book and extremely honest and straight forward. I'm very funny and charming in person and I think I'm easy on the eyes :) if you read this and are interested in knowing more or think we're compatible please shoot me a message and let's find out :) selfies to the front and gimme a small bio to play off of to start the chat off right or ask me something please.