Hi! I've posted a few times before, and I'll keep doing it til I find my person. So I hope you're just as determined.

For now, I'll go by Anne -- yes, despite how much about myself that I'm putting on display, I don't feel fully comfortable with my real name yet. Privacy is very important to me.

Anyway, before we dive in to the meat & potatoes of my post (helllooooo, dinner idea anyone?), I'd like to make a few big points clear, as they tend to be the most divisive in my experience: I'm childfree, including ones that aren't my own, I smoke pot, and I'm not religious. I'm looking for something serious, monogamous, long term, and hopefully, with my "forever person." Ooooo, big talk to be putting on reddit, I know. But I've found love in stranger places... And I'm feeling a bit like a stranger in a strange land right now.

You ready? So am I.

About Me - Physically:

I like to describe myself as curvy, but have been repeatedly told that that's disingenuous - some have even gone so far as to call me "tiny," but I just believe that they were playing in to my desire to be much smaller than them. I'm 5'6", just about 135lbs at the time of posting this, and white with light eyes & very short, light hair. Like, short. Short. Probably shorter than yours, unless you clean shave or buzz. Granted, it is growing out right now... I'm squishy - but fit enough to push you to finish that 12 mile hike with me, even though I may be huffing & puffing myself. My feet will hate me though, so we need to figure out my shoe situation sooner rather than later. Above the shoulders, I have a more alternative look, and am one of those girls who can shapeshift with wigs & makeup. I think it's fun to look different whenever I feel like it! So, if you're looking for your conventional IG model - you won't find her here. However... people have never been displeased with my posts on my main account, if you catch my drift. Which, I also won't stop doing if we get together.

About Me - Mentally:

I'm not perfect, and I don't want you to be. We don't need to "fix" each other - there's nothing wrong with embracing flaws while simultaneously trying to better yourself. However, I know we all have downfalls, me most definitely included. I need a lot of reassurance most days, and help on others. I have some other struggles that I don't feel the need to post here, but I know the power of therapy and the difference it can make.

Outside of the bad things, I'm a very creative person, who finds most of my enjoyment from my hobbies. Sewing, baking, reading, and paper crafting top my list most days, but that's not to say you can't find me vegged out on the couch with sumo on one screen & a game on the other. If you want to game too though, we'll definitely need that third screen in the living room!

About Me - Sexually:

If you haven't guessed by now, I'm a brat. And in true brat fashion, I don't like answering questions with little colored dots! I feel like I need to explain all my answers, but I can't really do that with those lil bubbles, ya know? Anywhoozles... Kink compatibility is very important. I mean, that's why we're on this specific subreddit, right? Because we like things a little less vanilla than the "typical person" (what does that mean, anyway?) does? But... Kink compatibility isn't everything. I list these because they're what's most important to me - not because they need to be the basis of all conversations. I'm looking for the guy I'm going to make matching shirts with for the rest of my life, ya know? Not just a hookup.

Must-haves:

• I need to be kissed; not just pecks, I need you to kiss me. With tongue, with passion, like you get oxygen from the inside of my mouth - make me whimper for you like a teenager again.
• CNC
• Spanking
• DD/lg

Definitely nots:

• Blood, scat, puke
• Diapers
• Beastiality
• Poly relationships
• Picking out my meals/outfits

Fantasies, desires, etc:

• Embarrassment - in every way. Show me off to your friends, grab my ass in public, proudly announce that I'm your little porn star to the world, spread my cheeks & watch my asshole quiver... which brings us to:
• My anal virginity - I've been saving it for the right person, my forever person. My one. I want you to push my limits and break me until we both finally give in one day.
• Mild watersports... I wanna watch you pee, okay? Eventually. I like teasing. Working up to things. Very slow builds.

About Me - Baggage:

Always always always with the catches, right? I couldn't have just listed everything up at the top? Nope, I couldn't. That wouldn't be fun. There wouldn't have been an entire TV show called Baggage if that was the case. (Fuck me, do I love that show!) But, I'm not single. The relationship is done, and he would like me gone. I just can't live alone. I have a rough timeline. And I'm definitely willing to explain all of this once we've sent more than just one message back & forth, ya know?

Outside of that, and the above, like I said... I'm not perfect, and I don't expect you to be. I just want you to be up front about your flaws. Like, I like my popcorn just a lil burned, with a side of pickled baby corn & a coke. That's pretty psychopathic behavior & I know it, but that's me. And I just want you and whatever flaws you come with. Just communicate with me, as I want to with you. I know life gets rough, things are hard, but... I'm not your past, I'm trying to be your future. Let's make that clear & open line of communication to where we can both say what we're feeling.

About You:

You say what you mean, and you mean what you say. If you tell me you're going to call me, call me. If you tell me you love me, love me. You know how important promises are, and you never make ones that are unrealistic & that you don't intend to keep. I can't trust a Daddy Dom whose word means nothing, and I want everything with you. I just need your help for that. I want to dedicate my life to you - so how can I do that if I don't trust you?

I'd prefer you to be a teensy bit attractive - yes, it sounds shallow, and sure, it can be, but it's the truth. I don't lie. I prefer hideous personalities like my own, on someone with nice eyes & an okay smile. A message with a picture, or from an account with a picture, is WAY more likely to get a response. Even a censored picture just like the one on my profile is okay. And holy heckoli if I get one more "I dunno how to attach a picture & your chats are closed" I might let out another exasperated sigh (me with my big threats over here). While we're on the subject of physical attributes as well, I'd uh... Prefer you to not be too well endowed. That hurts. Age isn't a concern so long as you're above 18 obviously, and I do like older men.

I understand that I'm asking for a lot from a person. I know. But I'm a lot, too. I think we all are "a lot" and that we just don't let others in to our real selves out of fear of rejection. I don't want to be rejected anymore. I just want to be accepted and loved for who I am, and to give the same back. To be able to support my person with the tools that I know how to utilize best, and have them do the same right back to me. I know I'm asking that person to monetarily help me out - but that's only after we get established, and it's only to help me get to you. That's one more non-traditional thing about me: I want to work at least a little bit. Anyway...

If this post speaks to you, please reach out with the word "capybara" in the subject. It's my favorite animal, and shows that you've read the entire post. I'd like to know a bit about you - and here is where I'd previously say I don't mind if you don't match the fervor of my post, but I actually would prefer that you do. I'm serious about this - hopefully you can take more than 30 seconds to say "hey sl-t!" (ew, by the way) and be serious about this, too. I'm looking for the real deal with you. I want to know you. To be yours.

Disclaimer -

It will take me a bit to respond to you. I have notifications for this account turned off, and I like to make sure that I have thoroughly read each message and profile that comes my way. Which, believe it or not, I do - every single message & profile is checked. This isn't a fantasy to me, this is my life. I want my life with you. Not the creep who simps on GW posts, not the weirdo who hangs out in problematic groups, not the weirdo bot who is always bound to reply. Once I have established some sort of connection with you, it won't take as long to reply. If I didn't respond, you disregarded something in my post or we weren't a fit for various reasons. I most definitely won't respond to comments, either. Our private life is just that -- ours, and private.