This meeting someone new, it can be daunting, can't it? There are all these different things I'm immediately wondering. Will our families get along? Will we mesh morally? Can you take a slap or a spanking and fill out a schoolgirl uniform the way I like? Will we like the same bands and shows? Is it too early to wonder about some of these things? Probably, I am just being cheeky. We haven't even met yet. Let's fix that. .

About me: Single and looking to change that once and for all. I am open to long distance for a short time, with the understanding that we close the gap sooner rather than later. In the meantime, expect frequent to constant messages and calls, virtual show and movie dates , shared thoughts and laying of future plans. Down the line, I want to spoon by the fire with you while our children sleep upstairs.

My father is the stern old white guy I am becoming more like every day, and my mother is a short pretty Asian lady. So I'm mixed and am often mistaken for Native, Hispanic or on my very good days, Keanu. I am also totally blind, which has about as much to do with who I am as a person as my race does. But it rarely comes up in conversation so if I don't say it now I would more than likely forget to bring it up at all. Then we would meet up for the first time and you'd be like "Who dat guy wit' da stick?" Because for some reason that's how you talk in this hypothetical scenario. That said I am quite independent--I work a steady 9-5, go out on my own and have lived on my own since graduating high school without starving to death or burning any houses down.

In addition to the children I will want with you, I also have a twelve-year-old daughter. She lives out of state with her mother, though we spend holidays and things together (My daughter and I, not my ex and I, that would be weird).

My free time when not lazing about is spent playing guitar, doing standup comedy and gaming. D&D, Path Finder and textbased MUDs primarily, though I will destroy you with Liu Kang on Mortal Kombat X, as I'm cheap as hell with him. Similarly with any of the Law family on Tekken. When it comes to entertainment, I tend toward things within the comedy, horror, scifi/fantasy and Urban Fantasy genres. To demonstrate, I am about halfway through my third rereading of A Song of Ice and Fire and am about to crack open the Stormlight Archives again after taking a bit of a break. I also make audio dramas for youtube. Yes, despite being a 9-5 working man I am also a geek and homebody. Do you do anything artsy and creative? If it's in the visual medium I hope you don't mind describing your work to me. If you sing or play an instrument, expect me to request demonstrations and/or collaborations frequently.

Professionally I'm in manufacturing, voice acting and writing. When finances and other circumstances allow, I plan to open the best cafe and tabletop gaming lounge the world has ever seen.

I am a conservative, just so you know what you would be getting yourself into, girl currently living in our enlightened and clearly sane and successful age. I am a budding Catholic and proud military brat with classical Western values despite a mildly goth aesthetic and certain tastes and interests slightly off the beaten path. As mentioned above, my goal is to mary, start a family and lead a household. I would consider it not only my duty as a man, but my honor to protect and provide a home for the right woman. I am looking for the type of modest, feminine companion who would make it her duty and honor to warm that home, and fill it with love, laughter and peace (and to fight through that feminine modesty when pleasing me). And of course, children. If this seems either obvious or overstated, I apologize. But we are on Reddit, where most of the girls hate tradition and duty almost as much as they hate men and children. In the past, not specifying has seen me across tables from the polyamorous, the disphoric, the extremely left wing, the nihilistic and secular, and the "modern" or "empowered". And that is not what I am looking for. I am fiercely monogamous, authoritative and well-prepared to protect, provide for, love and when necessary, guide and correct you. What I expect in return is your love, trust, submission and obedience. In short, just be a good girl for me and I will take care of you always. That might mean being a little stern or rough with you from time to time. The right woman will not only understand, but cherish this.

Musically speaking, I love the country my parents played when I was a kid, the pop punk and alt rock I discovered as an angsty goth teen, the different flavors of metal I found in college, and the oldies that oddly keep popping up in my Spotify recommendations. Do you have something different you'd like to show me? Or even just more of the same?

Now for the slap and tickle of it. Usually when I describe my sexual proclivities, it's through a scattered series of vague, nonspecific quips in the presence of close friends. Doing it directly on a public forum feels... odd. You should know, dear, I'm doing this for you. So, I am definitely dominant. Reasonably quick to praise or degrade, spank or caress, bite or kiss, praise or punish depending on a combination of my mood and your behavior. One of my greatest joys is provoking responses from you. Are you shy and given to breathless little yelps and squeaks? Do you sing your pleasure out, loud and helpless to contain it? Or do you stubbornly try to hold it back until you just can't anymore? Whatever your mode of expression, I'm sure it will be just the thing to savor. Sometimes I will want to strip you to the skin and be rather mean to you, other times I will want nothing more than to pet your butt, stroke your hair and hand-feed you Oreos. Regardless the mood however, expect enough creampies to stock a bakery for months at a time.

There is much more, but I think that's enough revealing smut for the time being. The rest you can learn the organic way should we make it to the boudoir. That was a lot about me, let's talk briefly about you. Local to Nc or willing to relocate is very important, I will only do long distance briefly. You can drive, right? That is an absolute must, I cannot for obvious reasons and Uber gets very expensive after a while. I might need to borrow your eyes from time to time as well. "What does this say? How does the weather look today? Is this Otter Pop blue or purple? Junior's forehead feels hot, how does his color look?" You understand. Also, are you pretty? Do you take care of yourself? I'm no chiseled 10 by any means, but I do put forth effort to make myself pleasant to see and be seen with. I would expect the same from you. Look like you care what you look like. Bonus if you're White and/or Asian like me. Have the hips and bust to deliver and nurse our children (and to fill my hands of course), and a dip in the waist where I can place my hands when I hold you. And please for the love of all that is sacred, have long hair. I am not one for all this head shaving, mohawking, under cutting and other nonsense so popular with young women these days. Show me your youth and vitality with a lush and beautiful mane of hair I can lose my hands or bury my face in.

Whew, that was a lot! If you made it through all that and think I might be what you're looking for and vice versa, I invite you to get in touch. Tell me about yourself--what you look like, how you feel about what I've written here and onward. Also be ready to move off Reddit and to Discord and/or the phone in short order if we get along well. And just for being a good sport in reading everything, here's a little sample of my speaking voice. https://soundgasm.net/u/VulpineScott/I-made-this-for-you

Here's what I look like on an average workday. https://imgur.com/a/Ni0gLMa

Here's what I look like when being mischievous out on the town https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iftDkDgKMOg

And as always, best of luck in your search.