We fade in on a private yacht. We see Austin Balandran lounging on a beach chair, sipping a mimosa. Bernardo comes into frame, whispers something into his ear, and points at the camera. Austin sits up a bit, then begins to speak

Balandran: The people over at Wrestling is Reddit wanted me to say something about the upcoming iPPV, Pyramid of Blood. But as you can see, I’m too busy. I’m training for my match with Stephen Romero. While Romero is busy trying to keep up with me, I’m out here in international waters, trying to work my way down to his level to give him a fair fight.

Austin finishes off his mimosa, hands it to Bernardo, who scurries off. Austin gets up, and begins to walk around.

Balandran: See, I don’t need to wave “big money challenges” or be a milk delivery man to get noticed. I’m just naturally so damn good, that Wrestling is Reddit needs me to shill their product. So...out of the kindness of my heart. Out of the pure generosity I hold for...lesser people, please purchase Wrestling is Reddit’s Pyramid of Blood, and watch me destroy your hero Stephen Romero yet again. Because, as I say every damn time I enter that ring...I’m just better than you.

Balandran gets handed another minosa and a cell phone.

Balandran: Austin. Yes? Good. I’ll see you then.

He hangs up the phone and throws it overboard.

Balandran: I need a new phone anyway. Now, are we done here?

Camera guy speaks awkwardly

Camera guy: Umm yeah, thank’s Austin.

Balandran: Pyramid of Blood...they might as well call it “Woman’s Period.” That’s all I got from it.

We cut suddenly