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Once Upon A Time In México
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The scene opens to an outside shot of Motel Ámerica. We see a nicely dressed man walking along side the building, carrying a brown paper bag. He waves at the chubby hispanic lady working at the front desk. He goes straight to room 21 and knocks twice. A really rough voice answers in English.

[??] Password.

[??] Jesus Christ, Austin. I’m the only one who ever comes around, who the fuck else would knock on your door?

The lock turns and the chain is taken off of the hinge. It opens to reveal Austin Balandran , looking rough and extremely exhausted.

[Balandran] My dad, Ricky. The one guy who we both know.

Ricky scoffs and walks past him

[Ricky] Well if you would have taken his advice...and mine, you wouldn’t be in Mexico trying to recover now would you?

Ricky throws the back to Balandran, who opens it eagerly, revealing a bottle of pain pills and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

[Ricky] It’s getting harder and harder to find, Austin.

[Balandran] Yeah, well, put it on my tab.

[Ricky] That’s the thing, Austin. Your dad is about to cut you off.

Austin, mid drink, chokes on the Jack Daniels.

[Balandran] Cut off?

[Ricky] Boss’s orders, nothing I can do.

Ricky plops down on the bed and turns the television on.

[Ricky] Ah, Mexican Spongebob. Every episode is a new episode. Want me to turn it up?

[Balandran] You’re my accountant. What do you mean “cut off.”

[Ricky] First of all, I’m not only your accountant, I’m also your drug dealer, delivery boy, your only fucking friend out here, and more importantly...your dad’s accountant. What he says ultimately goes.

[Balandran] You didn’t tell him, did you?

[Ricky] Of course not. SEAL Team Six would be surrounding this hellhole by now. He does know where I am. And he knows wherever I am, you’ll be. He’s worried. And honestly I’m worried. Your knee has been fine since your knee fractured. You’ve had plenty of recovery time.

[Balandran] It’s not fine. I’m still in pain. I need more time.

Ricky sighs, he then gets up, and hands Austin a wad of money

[Ricky] When this runs out, time is up.

Ricky walks out of the hotel, closing the door behind him. Austin throws the wad of cash across the floor. He opens the bottle, and pops a couple of pills in his mouth, then grabbing the Jack Daniels and chasing them. He then falls on the bed with his bottle and continues to watch Spanish Spongebob

[Balandran] It really is a new episode each time.

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