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Fade in to a trailer on the outskirts of Mesquite, Texas. Almost in the middle of nowhere. We zoom in, then dissolve into the living room, where we see Karl “Klutch” Klutchinson, sitting on a recliner, drinking a Coors Banquet. There is no lights on, only the glow of the televison. He has no cable, but he does has stacks of his “greatest hits.” One in particular, was an episode of “House Party.”

Paisner: CONTINENTAL DIVIDE!

Woodbridge: HE GOT ‘EM!

Paisner: AND THE COVER!

EVJ gets off Carson as he sees the pin!

1…

2…

3!

DING DING DING

Klutch chuckles under his breath as he takes another sip of his brew.

Javier: Ladies and gentlemen, the time of the fall 19:54, here is your winner, RYAN SUNSHINE!

The fans all bang on the apron and applaud, but it’s interrupted by Sonny Carson who pushes EVJ aside and begins stomping on the World Champion! EVJ pulls him off and they trade blows, and then David Harvey comes back into the ring to gang up on Carson.

Paisner: Good! Get the little rat!

Suddenly however, Ransom Ray is back up and he big boots David Harvey!

The name “David Harvey” makes Klutch sit up. He remembers David Harvey quite well. He remembes winning the Independent Championship, only to lose it to David Harvey right back. Out of all his opponents, he always liked David Harvey the most. Always gave him 110%. Klutch felt he did the same, but was never quite sure.

Ryan Sunshine charges Ray but is caught with a big boot as well! Ray then takes EVJ by the hair and flips him upside down.

Paisner: Oh come on!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOH!

TEXAS DEATH TO ERIK VON JARRETT!

Woodbridge: A HUGE Texas Death!

Paisner: Jarrett is fucking OUT.

Klutch grabs another beer. Opens it as the scene continues to play out. A tear starts to stream down his face. Here, he starts to realize that with his career...he did nothing. A couple of big moments, but other than that, every opportunity he ever had: nothing happened. A successful failure.

Harvey comes back after Ray with a forearm, but suddenly the lights go out!

Crowd: WOAAAAAAAH!

Paisner: WHAT NOW?

Woodbridge: I can’t see shit, Allen!

The arena is completely pitch black and the crowd is losing their minds! After about ten seconds, the lights come back on…

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! …

Paisner: IT’S KLUTCH!

Woodbridge: HOLY –

Klutch appears in the ring and begins laying everyone out with right hands! He puts down Ray, then Carson, then Harvey and then Carson again! Harvey comes at him and he kicks Harvey in the midsection and hits a huge piledriver!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

The fans all bang on the apron as Klutch stands in the center of the ring. He looks around, deranged, and violently thrusts himself into the ropes, leaning on them. He pants, looks around at the rabid crowd and begins pulling on his hair.

Paisner: What the fuck!

Klutch pauses the tape on the last frame. The moment where he was completely over. Fans surrounding him. More tears stream down his face. He can’t have that moment back. He knows this now. For a moment, he thinks that he could have a second chance. He thinks he can not just relive his glory days...but create a better legacy than the one he left behind. He digs into his pocket, and pulls out the card that the mysterious gentleman gave him. He stares at it a while as the scene fades to black.

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