Hey there, everybody! Been a little while since you last heard from your number one reporter, Dave Peltzer, but I am back in FULL. FORCE. Here’s what’s going on in the wacky world of wrestling!

Currently, the hype for WiR’s “Are Hotdogs Sandwiches?” has been pretty great from all accounts. While everything’s been announced over the last few weeks of House Party, here’s the card as we know it:

• Maverick (c) vs. Sonny Carson - WiR Championship
• Dr. De La Strange vs. Murphy Twain - No Holds Barred (Unsanctioned by WiR)
• Daldius Nova (c) vs. Miles Alpha vs. Joey McCarthy - WiR Undisputed Independent Championship
• Austin Balandran vs. Eric Matthews - Falls Count Anywhere
• BBC (c) vs. The Warlords vs. Team Bestest Ship vs. LOS INGOS - Tag Team Elimination Match; WiR Tag Team Championship
• Teddy Coronado vs Andrew “Dragon” Garcia - If Coronado loses, his contract is boosted.

Speaking of Hotdogs, I do have an opinion about the iPPV title. I think they’re honestly both. Because a hotdog is a hotdog, but by definition it’s also a sandwich. I don’t know why there’s a huge debate. But I digress.

Regarding the Coronado/Garcia match, by all accounts, there’s more to it than meets the eye. Lately, Teddy Coronado has been unhappy with his position in the back, especially with his work ethic. He’s been on a streak lately, which may end Sunday. Don’t have anything solid, but I’ll report as I hear it.

It seems they’re not quite ready to pull the trigger on Balandran or Matthews yet. They’re both scheduled for a Falls Count anywhere match at Hotdogs. However, from all accounts, both guys have high morale, and seem to work well together. They work better than my ex-wife, that’s for sure.

Main event seems a bit off kilter. They’re going for a different route, with Carson being the face and Maverick being the assumed heel in this one. For once, they pulled a fast one on me. They’ve sold some extra S.O.N.N.Y. Shirts, but I can attribute that to the segment on House Party that made a lot of people laugh. Regardless of what you think, it was funny.

Overall, the card is stacked to the brim with talent. While the main event is surely not to disappoint, the sleeper triple threat for the Independent Title, the Falls Count Anywhere, and the No Holds Barred match seems like they’re going to go all out to steal the show. Looking forward rd to this one, readers!

In other news, the rumor is around that The Swords of Lancashire are in talks to make a return to WiR. This is great, due to the lack of tag teams. Will report more once info is gathered in.

So it appears that Stephen Romero is hot backstage. He’s been complaining with higher ups that someone keeps placing watermelon and fried chicken in his locker room (kek). While there’s no solid evidence to prove who did it, it’s rumored that Mark Woodbridge is the culprit. It does sound really funny.

Klutch has been spotted in Texas looking for venues to open up a rumored developmental territory for WiR. Klutch, who wrestled his last match in underwhelming fashion at III, suffered heart failure shortly after the aforementioned match at III. Since then he has made a full recovery, and has been on WiR payroll, with a significant pay increase, despite not being on the active roster. If the rumor is true, then the pay increase makes sense. Again, will report more once I have more concrete evidence.

Tyler Dylan got fired again And no one gave a shit.

And that’s all I got folks! See you next issue! DPeltz out.