We see our hero, Klutch 2000 sitting in front of his desk, rocking back and forth. He is whispering to himself

Ladies leave yo man at home. The club is full of ballas and they pockets full grown. And all you fellas leave yo girl with her friends. Cause its 11:30 and the club is jumpin', jumpin'.

In walks Amy Klutchinson, the older sister and caregiver of Klutch 2000, with a box from Ebay.

Amy: Alright, it came in. I know you were down about your match on House Party, lord knows I was there when you came home and drowned your sorrows while watching "Bring It On."

Klutch: Be...agressive...B. E. agressive.

Amy: So...what I did...is replaced your IBM piece of shit.

Klutch: DAMN IT THAT THING WAS GOLD!

Amy: So is this.

Amy then places the box in front of Klutch. She motions Klutch to open it.

Amy: You have no idea the bidding war I had on Ebay. This nerd thought he could beat Amy Klutchinson...but he was in for it.

Klutch begins to open the box carefully, almost like a caveman first discovering fire His eyes light up when he sees what's inside the box.

Klutch: You...you didn't.

Amy: I sure did.

He then pulls out the item inside the box.

Klutch: A...A...FAIRLY USED MACINTOSH IBOOK G3...Released February 20th...with a 366 MHz PowerPC 750 processor! YOU'RE THE BEST!

Amy: Now you can stop with the Windows 2000. And I can finally stop getting messages from Vic Studd.

She walks out of the room. Klutch's smile then turns toward the camera.

Klutch: See? I upgraded. Now everyone can stop making Windows 2000 jokes.

He puts the iBook away.

Klutch: Speaking of jokes, I want to talk about two jokes in particular. Kario...you've been talking about me...in the sense of you basically just want to hurt me. WELL I KNOW PAIN. I know more than what you think. I've been known as the guy who's not "The norm" and always living in the past. Well...if there's one thing that I think the last House Party proved...is that I'm a legitimate threat to everyone on the roster. Hell, even Jack Flash refuses to acknowledge that he only pinned the weakest man in the ring. Kario, you're a "god among men" or as you claim to be. But the only god among men that I'm aware of...is AJ from the Backstreet Boys. Have you seen his abs?

He starts to hit his head again, just to stay on track.

Kario, I'm well aware of the idea that you think that you're the best. But you're not. You have this idea...that you're the future...but you're not. I AM THE NEW MILLENNIUM...of wrestling.

Amy: KEEP IT DOWN...my shows are on.

Klutch: YOU WERE ADOPTED!

Amy: I WISH MOM NEVER WENT TO VEGAS AND I WISH SHE WOULD COME BACK!

Klutch: SHE'S BEEN GONE FOR 8 YEARS!

Amy just screams. Klutch continues

Speaking of terrible events...Terrible...you and I have been playing tag for quite some time. I got a taste of what kind of wrestler you are...AND I WANT ANOTHER HELPING. You awoke the sleeping giant inside of me. You see, I came into WiR...with one intention. And that was to compete...and maybe crack a joke or two about an outdated reference that no one really gets. But you...you gave me a new reason. I want to destroy you. I want to destroy you. Every part of my being wants to be the man who stands over you, mask in my hand...and watching you bleed your new mask.

He opens his "new" iBook.

It's as easy...as a click of a mouse. You two...are gonna know...the past...is your future.