We see a room, filled with items that are from the year 2000, such as the lost vote for the Gore/Bush election, Backstreet Boys's "Millennium" album, and various bandanas and trucker hats. In the middle of all the "treasure" is sitting one man, rocking back and forth. In his hand is a can of Pepsi Twist, that hasn't been opened. He has this weird smile on his face. He keeps that smirk as he beings to speak

You know, a lot of people seem to think that the year 2000 was a bunch of crap. They say that the Backstreet Boys were just a thing created by the music corporation to sell records. They say that Brittney Spears, although billed as innocent...was just nothing but a little slut who could barely sing. They say that Pepsi Clear...was just carbonated water with Pepsi flavoring...and that Pepsi Twist...which is what I hold in my hand here...was disgusting. Well I have an affinity with the past, albeit it was just 14 years ago. I still think AJ was the true cute one. I still believe that Brittney is still not a girl, and yet not a woman just yet. AND I BELIEVE THAT PEPSI CLEAR WAS THE FUTURE...AND PEPSI TWIST...WAS OK.

He opens up the Pepsi Twist can, and downs it all in one gulp. He throws the can aside He then looks at the camera for the first time.

My name is Klutch 2000. And I'm coming...to WiR. Prepare...for the New Millennium.