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28 [M4F] [UK] Eccentric optimist seeks humanish girl before end of world
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averagepuppy is a male age 28 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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Hopefully this is okay. I'm not actively looking to lose my v-card. We're so inseparable at this point anyway it would be like losing a limb.

I'm not interested in irl sexual encounters unless I see a potential long-term future with someone. This can give the impression that I'm an upstanding Christian conservative vanilla type, which is actually my antithesis. It just feels empty to me without the romance and commitment component. I have been with a girl, like one of those we hear about outside of anime, but it just didn't feel right to go all the way.

Regrettably, having being recently crushed by the weight of an expiring cross-continental love affair, I may struggle to offer more than friendly conversation for the moment, as enthralling as I find the proposals of the prolific virgin hunters amongst you. NSFW chat is fine, I just don't wish to disappoint any of you captivated by my infectious virgin puppy aura.

In order to comply with the rules this time I will be sneaking stats like my height and weight into forthcoming sentences, whilst trying not to interrupt the perfect flow too much, I do hope you understand. I'm hugging an alicorn plush. It's currently 6am here and I haven't slept for some 26 hours, but sleep deprivation really does wonders for heartache when you're 5"11 with dark brown hair. I can't recall my name but I feel like everything is going to be okay now. I can find pleasure in my own company - all I need is my 60kg average build self, my thoughts, and a fluffy tail butt plug. I don't possess the mental faculties right now to determine if this is all appropriate or not but I think I've hit the main stats. Anything else - shoe size, dick length, frisbee-throwing technique... hit me up in DMs,

I've posted on here once before but the allure of the virginr4r and its fruits draws me back. Maybe I truly will meet my OTL here one day.

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