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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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What do you call a tea that looks really good?

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I got abducted by a mime...

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“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”

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Why is it windy in sports arenas?

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This came to me in a dream

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you can call me food because, trust me,

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You must’ve come from hell.

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Do you believe in global warming?

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I don’t want to make the same mistake as Thor

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Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

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Are you a pillow?

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You are probably really busy but could u add me to your to-do list

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Girl Are you telekinetic cause your moving something in my pants

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I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

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"You're so hot, even my zipper is falling for you."

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I would suggest we go to the movies but they wouldn’t allow me to bring a snack like you in

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she let me in

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Apparently girls like being called a snack

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Sometimes the perfect opportunity comes along

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Her bio said ‘tell me a really bad joke’

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Melon E: a poem

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Bitches Love Poetry

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Sometimes honesty is the best policy

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Not my best work but I'll take it

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