Possibly still a bit WIP, but it's done for now at last.

Introduction

Hello hello, one and all! If you're here, chances are it's because you spotted one of my roleplay prompts on DPP and are a little curious about whom you're messaging. And well, who am I to deny you? For such a deeply introverted person, I sure enjoy talking about myself - probably too much. So let's start with the important stuff, and then work downwards in relevance. First up: A/S/L.

I am Alex, a 28-year-old man-thing from New Zealand. My relationship with my gender is a little bit fluid, but for all intents and purposes I am A Guy. I have experience roleplaying as multiple genders, but recently I've only been posting as M. I generally identify as straight, again with a little asterisk of 'some exceptions apply' next to it. Long story short: straight white man. I'm also a high school teacher, which is why all scenes involving students, professors, tutors and 'teens' are strictly off the table. Incidentally, this is my number one limit and I will block without hesitation if anyone suggests it.

My interests outside of work lean very nerdy. Cycling is probably the least niche of my hobbies, and it's all downhill from there: I like strategy games, RPGs, tabletop roleplaying (mainly d20 with 5e/PF), reading, writing, sci-fi, fantasy, trivia quizzes, Wordle and similar daily brainteasers, and snacks. Some of these will be relevant further down; some will not.

A brief physical description, since I do occasionally play as a version of myself: I'm six foot one, broad-shouldered and a little chubby, though I think I carry it well. I've worn glasses all my life, and behind them I have blue-grey eyes. I'm often to be seen wearing button-down shirts, sweater vests, chino or linen pants and similar nerdy ensembles for work, or sweatpants and t-shirts outside of that.

Writing

This is the key question you came here to answer, I guess: What is Alex looking for? That’s tough. Often I’m looking for reasonably long-term scenes.

Location

Reddit PMs work, but so does Discord (especially if we’re doing something more in-depth). Reddit chat is… iffy. Not good for actual roleplaying, but can be fine for more casual prompts or for OOC chatter.

Length

I can and often will write a lot, something I’m actively working to pare down. I try to match my partner, but I personally prefer a good solid 1-3 paragraphs per response. As fun as it is to write 800 words per response, it burns me out on a scene very quickly and makes it hard to keep the action moving. All of my most catastrophic crash-and-burns have gone this way; the post length has crept up as I tried to keep matching my partner (who may well have been doing the same), leading to long diatribes with very little action, leading to 7-paragraph messages where one action is taken, leading to one or both of us giving up on keeping things moving.

A good game’s a fast game, and what is this if not a game?

So I’ll try and match your length as reasonably as I can, but let’s try not to get sucked into an arms race.

POV/tense

I can and will write in any common combination of POV and tense. Most of my prompts are written in the second person to let you place yourself in the scene, but RPs themselves are not. I would say I’m most comfortable with third person, but first is fine as well depending on the scene.

References

I’m fine with them. If you want to use one to get the vibes of your character across (i.e. not as a crutch in lieu of writing), feel free. I won’t send any myself unless you’re asking for them, though. Don’t keep ‘em to hand. Drawn or photographs are fine, but please don’t send me AI-generated monstrosities, like Christina Hendricks’ head pasted onto a big tiddy anime girl’s body (yes I got this today and I’m still recovering)

What to include when messaging me

I try not to put too many strict rules on this, makes it feel too much like homework. That said, I would generally like to know why the prompt caught your eye, a little about your proposed character, any relevant kinks/limits, and something interesting that you might want to include in the scene - this is a collaborative effort, after all, and I don’t require ‘perfectly matched’ partners who just play out everything as suggested in the prompt.

Kinks

The rest of the post is basically various kinds of details about my preferences, but they’re here for your perusal if you fancy. I'll lead off with my current kinklist, but I'll go into a bit of detail about the important ones, or any that I think aren't clear based off the image.

Vanilla

First of all, as you may have noticed, I'm pretty vanilla in most areas. I'm not ashamed of the fact, but I thought I'd better mention it so that you don't expect too much of me in the kink department. The kink 'category' that I love first and foremost is anything affectionate and comfy. That's kissing, cuddling, intertwining fingers, trailing hands across skin, teasing, massaging, plucking, touching, embracing, leg-locking, whispering in ears, gentle moans, slow and sensual sex, tangled in winding sheets.

Rough

That being said, I greatly enjoy the specific kind of rough sex that occurs precisely when two people are very, very into each other and there's a bit of a sense of urgency. This includes everything that comes along with fast, fierce, frenetic, frantic fucking. It’s not violent, but it can sure get loud enough to worry the neighbours. It’s bed-shaking, headboard-thumping, ass-clapping, and deep. It’s eyes rolling, it’s a face shoved into a mattress, it’s a stinging slap dealt to a bouncing ass cheek, it’s hands that claw and grab and squeeze almost enough to hurt.

Clothing

I actually have kind of a suite of kinks here. Clothing and its removal (or not) is a crucial part of foreplay, in my opinion, so I really enjoy knowing what your character is wearing. Not only is it helpful for visualising things, but it also helps to know where I can slide my hands up, under, over or into - which is much more fun than just yanking everything off. In association with that, I’m fond of somewhat revealing costumes/cosplays, lingerie, and other elaborate/luxurious outfits - in scenes where they make sense, of course. Sex while partly clothed is also fantastic. If it makes sense to include, I like to include an element of clothing control - picking outfits for you etc.

Cum

These are in no particular order, but cum is a huge thing for me. I always try to include a mildly unrealistic boost in cum production into my scenes, because it’s so hot to just let loose a total flood of the stuff at the climax of an intense scene. Whether that’s down your character’s throat, splattered over her body or pumped deep inside her womb, anything and everything related to cum is fantastic.

Hands

Look, I’m not too interested in your hands specifically… but I’ve talked to enough women with hand kinks to know that I love indulging them. Tell me where you want them. Enough said.

Raceplay

This is an iffy one. I never really considered it until I spent a while playing it out with a lady who just loved it, and it can be really hot with a couple of caveats:

One, it’s never violent, cruel or hateful. I’ve got no interest in being racist.

And two, It generally stays pretty mild. Adds a little spice when you’re really not supposed to be dating a white boy, for example, or maybe you just really enjoy the contrast in skin tones, or a little teasing.

I’ve listed it as a yellow on the kinklist, but it can easily shoot higher if it’s done sensitively in the name of good fun.

Dom/sub

Where do I fall? Generally on the dominant side, but I don’t go in for ‘discipline,’ strictness, punishment, and all that. The worst I might subject you to is a little embarrassment/frustration. Instead, I’m all about teasing, praise, reinforcement/encouragement, and centering my partner. I’m what I’ve sometimes heard described as a ‘service top,’ if that helps.

I’m also willing to sub sometimes, usually in similar dynamics.

Limits

Unlike in Mean Girls, they do exist. Most of them are pretty straightforward: red circles on the kinklist = no. Only a couple might need more information.

Anal

Look, I just… don’t like it. The idea of putting my mouth, tongue, or finger in a butthole is a major turn-off, and the same for anyone doing so to me. I know this is a really really common kink, so common that people often don’t even mention it, but just know that I’ll never ever be comfortable with including it in a scene. If it makes sense for our characters to discuss it, that’s fine, but the ultimate answer is always gonna be no.

Don’t confuse that with a dislike of butts in general, though. Butts are cool. I’ll kiss ‘em.

Incest

Look… if I’m honest, this is actually a pretty major kink of mine. Has been for years. But of late, I’m trying to move away from it. Just please don’t hold it against me if you see old incest prompts in my profile or anything; I made a fairly recent decision to go cold turkey on anything related to it, because I wasn’t happy with how I felt it was ‘pornifying’ my brain, for want of a better term.

Teacher-related scenes

Mentioned above, just wanted to reiterate. Huge no. Kind of extends to any sort of scene where there’s a significant discrepancy in the power dynamic.

Partners

Or more to the point, your characters. You are whoever you are, of course. I’ll note that I do prefer to roleplay with actual women, but it’s the internet, things are fluid, and I’ll never ask you to verify or anything. As for your characters, I have preferences, as does everyone, but the tl;dr version of this segment is that anything goes. Unless a prompt specifically calls for a particular sort of partner, I won’t turn anyone away based on their character - but there are certain things that will push you to the front of the line, y’know? If you are - or are interested in playing as - any of the following, I’ll always be grateful.

Race/Ethnicity

I’m open to all races either with or without raceplay elements; I will admit to a fondness for WMAF pairings, but I won’t discriminate.

The Thickness

There’s no real way around this. I like my women thick. Not fat, per se - that’s a whole different category I’m not sure about exploring - but definitely on the curvier side. Thick thighs, jiggly butts, soft and cuddly all around. That said, I’m more than fine with either gym-built muscle-bound thickness or with general comfy curviness; absolutely love a chubby girl with a little bit of a tummy, so don’t feel like I’m expecting ‘perfect’ hourglass figures here.

Big boobs

I… yeah. It feels a little juvenile to even say it sometimes, but I’m a huge fan of large-chested women. The more natural and ‘real’ the better. That means if they sag a little, maybe have stretch marks, visible veins, ‘imperfect’ or oversized areolas, all that kind of stuff - zero complaints from me.

The BTGGF

I… kinda can’t describe how much I love this archetype. I don’t like to gatekeep or quibble over what ‘counts as goth’ or not, but there’s a general aesthetic that I literally can’t resist. Jet black or brightly dyed hair, often pale skin, piercings, tattoos, dark and smoky makeup, fishnets… ugh. Yeah. Gorgeous.

Definitely extends to characters who are explicitly demonic, witchy, or succub…ish.

Trans women

This one’s a sticky one but I thought I should just mention that I’m extremely trans positive. Y’all are gorgeous and I’m not in the least cock-shy, but… the anal thing mentioned above kinda puts a damper on these scenes. So if you’re playing trans and interested in having some other kinds of fun, absolutely feel free to connect.

Futa

As a very distinctly separate category, I love these characters. Again, no butt stuff can be a complication, so I’d only ask you to play futa if you’re comfortable bottoming as one - a little unusual perhaps, but it’s resulted in some of my favourite scenes over the years. Also willing to play as futa opposite a female or futa character if that floats your boat.

Scenes/Themes

I’ll include a list of my prompts further down for specifics, but I just wanted to mention a couple of things that I love to include or build my prompts around. There’ll be more when they come to mind.

Fantasy/D&D

Generic or specific fantasy worlds are my bread and butter; I have a whole load of prompts in these realms. Elves, tieflings, demon lords, heroes and villains, princesses and knights, brave adventurers and comfy tavern owners (has anyone read Legends and Lattes? I need someone to freak out over it with). It’s just so much fun to take a little step away from reality, and it calls back to my roleplaying roots in worlds and settings I’m familiar with.

I tend not to play as or with specific canon characters or in particular ‘Rule 34’ worlds, but a general combination of western fantasy elements tends to work nicely.

Prompt gallery

Well, at the end here’s where I shall list all (or most) of my prompts for easy perusal. I’ll include some tags so you can see which ones interest you.. Generally speaking, I’m only looking to play the most recent prompt specifically; however, if one of these really tickles your fancy and you’ve got a great idea for something creative and fun to do with it, you can always at least reach out and ask.

If you read this far, you deserve a cookie. Or an orgasm. I could help with at least one of those, and it’s not the cookie.

[M4F]

"There were rules. At least at first." (Cuckold/hotwife/cheating)

“The Princess’ Secret Lover” (fantasy/mediaeval)

“Adorable comfy clingy girlfriend, indulgent spoiling boyfriend.” (extra comfy scene)

“The off-limits best friend” (soft raceplay)

“Isn’t consensual groping just the best?” (exactly what it says on the tin)

“Unsatisfied wife needs something more.” (cheating, soft raceplay)

“A Squire Serves with Quiet Pride.” (fantasy/mediaeval, a bit of power exchange, big strong lady)

“It's cuffing season, so fuck it. Chubby nerd appreciation.” (a kinda self-indulgent ramble post)

“Showing off for your ‘hotter’ roommate” (exhibitionism)

“Accidentally turning the rowdy, giggly, bubble-butt ABG into the perfect sweet, affectionate girlfriend.” (WMAF, 'casual reverse bimbofication')

“Top-heavy shortstack needed for rough and sticky cum play.” (rough, unrealistic and hella messy)

"You've been in love with your best friend for years, but you have no idea how to turn your comfy FWB relationship into something more." (almost too sweet to handle, keep EpiPen handy)

"Real Friendly." (cute, sweet, workplace relationship)

"Pretty goth lady has loud, rough but consensual sex with her very nice boyfriend (they love each other dearly)" (self-explanatory)

[M4Futa]

“You’re sweet, submissive, feminine… and premature.” (domination, cum fetish)

“No no, you misunderstand. You're the one who's going to submit. And you're going to love it.” (role reversal)

“Searching once again for that rare, specific thing: a submissive futanari.” (bit of sweetness)

“He was a boy, she was a… girl? Kinda?” (sweetness, awkwardness, first time, almost hurt/comfort?)

"Atypical" (sweet, praise kink)