(whispered) Oh my god. I can't believe we're breaking into the observatory. You always take your job so seriously, it's just weird to see you doing this. Or to think of you breaking into anywhere. Except for that one time you locked yourself and you had to climb in through the window. (chuckle)

(door latch sound)

(deepen voice, sarcastic) I'm in. (chuckles) Wait. Won't they see your card on the security records? Oh... you have edit permissions. In case you have to correct something. For example, if a cute little undergrad was late to her research position and you let her in... provided she took some (gasp) other position? You're blushing so hard. (kiss) Now show me your equipment. I hear it's insured for millions. (laughs)

(machine sounds) Holy shit! This is .. uh ... no fucking joke. The whole roof turns with it? Wow. Can I look through it? It outputs to this screen over here? Well, I guess there had to be some developments since Galileo.

What's that chair for then? So I can look through the lens? You lied to me, you meanie. C'mon, I'll sit in your lap... There we go. You should really drop the big lawful good act, baby, you did just break into your own office. You're a very naughty boy. (giggle) Oh my fu- (continue in a tone of complete amazement, bordering on tears) I've never seen the stars like this. So fucking ... beautiful. The light is so... so uncontrolled, so pure. It scares me, but it feels right... Mmmm. I feel you touching me... Hands off for a second. Tell me what this constellation is called and I'll let you touch me again.

Oh... that's a beautiful name. Is it your favorite? Show me your favorite constellation on your giant highly-scientific and impressive telescope that really shouldn't be leveraged to seduce me, but ... I don't mind. (whirring sound as the telescope moves) You'll have to hold me close while this seat is shaking. Not that I mind. Hey! Constellation. First. (kiss cheek) Then I'm yours, and you'll get more than just a friendly peck on the cheek.

It's so beautiful... I've never seen the stars like this. They're a lot more than just dull white specks, they're so full of color and fury. Do you think if someone with synesthesia looked at the stars through a telescope, they would be able to hear them? Music of the spheres and what not? ... It's okay, I'm just shooting the shit with you.

I'm really glad you showed me this. You're out of this world, baby. (big laugh) I know, I'm so cheesy, but you don't mind, do you? (kissing sounds) Mmmm, didn't think so. I just melt into you every time you hold me like this. (soft moan) Your hands, god, your lips on my neck... (whimper) Yesyesyesyes, you can touch my breasts.

Can you imagine if none of this were here? If we were just humans, alone, unprotected and defenseless to the infinite? What if all we had was the heat of our bodies and the light of the stars? Come with me. Now.

(noises that happen as you head outside: stairs, doors, footsteps, grass rustling)

Take your clothes off. Did I stutter? Yes, in the middle of the quad, that's the general idea of this. You and I... (sounds of shirt being removed) ... Are going to have a rampant, unbridled, night of passion in the middle of campus, so strip and lie on your back. (sound of jeans being unzipped and falling to the ground.) We're going to fuck like wild animals. (rustling of grass, whispered) I'm going to ride you like the first and last man on the planet.

Yeah, that's right, no one here in the middle of summer... except all the international students. We won't mind if they see just a little, huh? More likely you don't care. You just want me to slide my tight wet pussy down your cock. You're throbbing so hard... it must ache. You must want to bust inside me and fill me up, but all I'm going to give you right now is (playful moan) my lips gliding up and down on you, letting you feel how wet I am. Someone's fucking desperate, the way your cock's twitching. C'mon, have you earned my pussy, yet? Yes? Your face looks like it could use some love. You said you had earned my pussy... you didn’t say where.

(improv facesitting)

There’s a good boy... a good fucking boy. Your tongue is- oh my god... get your cock over here. I don’t care anymore. Give me your jacket, I’m going to lay on my back, and you’re going to fuck me... and I’m going to wrap my legs around you. … Oh my god... You feel so good... Aw, I love you, too. (needy kissing noises) Put your hands on my boobs. Now. Good boy.

(improv fuck, get loud)

Ah fuck... Deeper! Deeper! Come on, don’t let up now! I love you! Nnnggg... (have an orgasm or two)

(improv cuddle, a little bit of singing is encouraged)

END

• a thorgasmic production, may MMXXI