Here are a handful of questions we get asked, as well as some info we'd like to put out there. We've tried to consolidate it a bit, to make it a quicker read. We update/repost every so often, because old posts can't be commented on, so feel free to ask anything you'd like in the comments as well.

-What are your names? Can I see your faces? Ages? Location?

We will not be sharing our names/faces here, anonymity is important to us. We just use 'him' and 'her' in place of names. We're both 49, and live in Utah, USA.

-How to approach us if you're interested in more than chatting?

We get messages like this constantly - 'Wanna meet up tonight' or 'are you interested in (insert age/dick size/city name/etc here)' - No, we would not be interested in someone that we've never spoken too, let alone seen? Take the time to initiate a conversation, and you're far more likely to get a response. We ignore the vast majority of the messages that start like this, and basically 100% if they come from blank profiles. We have not, and will not be meeting up with people randomly because they asked 'wanna meet up tonight' for their first introduction to us...we're going to take our time to make sure it's a good fit. We totally get that a lot of people prefer a quick hook-up, and we have no problem with those people...it's just not for us.

-Do you meet people from Reddit?

We have! It's not something we do super often, but we definitely like to meet people that we click with, and see where it goes. Again, we take our time, and we prefer a FWB type scenario...so some conversation is necessary. It also should go without saying that there needs to be a level of attraction...as this is a physical thing! So if you're told you're not her type, please don't try the pity party thing, it's awkward for everyone. Know that not everyone is everyone's type, and that's ok. Finally, it's hard to come by free time, so that can take some time to line up a good time between everyone, because we all get busy.

-Who am I talking to right now?

We are both logged into the account, and both regularly reply to things. We try to clarify when it is not obvious though.

-What are you guys into?

In terms of the bedroom, we have a lot of fun with each other. However, we think it's fun to meet some people we click with and make friends that we can have fun with. Interested in single Bisexual males/females and couples, if interests align and things click. We're not looking for a poly type thing, as this is a physical desire, not a romantic thing...but making new friends would be great!

-Is he/she Bi?

We are both Bi but she has no experience with other women...

-Do you have Snapchat? Kik? Skype? OF? Email?

We don't use, and will not be using other chat apps.

-Can you send me a private picture/ video?

No.

-Guys that talk about how big/thick your dick is constantly, please don't.

If you think talking about how many inches you are, or how thick you are every other sentence will help get us interested, it won't. There are far more important things to us than the size of your dick. If this is part of your personality, it's likely we won't be interested in continuing the conversation. If you lead off with this, you likely won't even get a response.

-Do you reply to messages/chat/ comments?

We do our best, but it's impossible to reply to everything. Respect, maturity, and the ability to hold an actual conversation will go a long way. That said, we do appreciate the kind words, even if we don't say it directly.

-Can I show you my dick? Do you like tributes?

No. If you send it without her asking for it, you won't be getting any more replies from us.

Thank you for taking the time to read all of this.