Application Criteria:

🔲 PUSSY ON “FLEEK”. - I cannot stress this enough. Mileage doesn’t matter but style points do! Ladies, you know if your fun bun & mud gun are E.T. Outta this world type shit!

🔲 CAN SWEEP. - Self explanatory. A boo gotta have herself a big girl broom and know how to drag it. FR FR

🔲 CAN MAKE TEA. - Tea, I need it. Can you make it? Tell me about some of the prior pitchers of tea that you have been affiliated with.

🔲 BAD BITCH. - Hey, the last Bish was a real one…

🔲 AT RISK. - If you know , you know. It’s a whole ass vibe. May God bless and keep you. Imma pray on this.

🔲 LEAVES SITUATIONS CLEANER THAN WHEN FOUND. - Tbh, this one is a wild card and a real head scratcher.

Are you crushing Life while making dissasociative psycho-sexual, drug fueled decisions the new norm? If you feel like this you in a whiteboard nutshell don’t hesitate to get somewhere that offers free WiFi and give me a shout from what I’m predicting will be a TextNow phone number with exactly 4% battery life and an already cracked screen and let me know which Extended Stay you are currently being kicked out of and I’m on my way! I’ll be waiting. I Love You!