Alright, so from time to time I allow some of you to control my day and dictate how I should spend it. I've picked one of my favorite Reddit followers and they have instructed me to spend my day as follows:

1. Create this post
2. Get high and stoned as fuck
3. Stay nude all day
4. Create some content to post on here
5. Have at least 2 orgasms per hour until bed time
6. Have porn playing in the background on the TV at all times
7. Masturbate in the sauna in my basement at least 4 times throughout the day
8. Try to squirt before noon and rub it all over my bod
9. I'm not allowed to shower until tomorrow morning no matter how dirty / sweaty I get throughout the day

I'm up for the challenge!