So there I was last night, cruising along at a strong [8] or so from some real nice 22% THC blue dream, when the munchies hit. Hard. Next thing I know, I'm chowing down on the most perfect plate of leftover Spanish rice and chicken. High me can't seem to remember how to eat, because half of each spoonful kept falling off the spoon along its journey to my mouth. Not one to let food go to waste, I decide to bring my plate up to my face and scrape it directly into my mouth. I was either too enthusiastic about my ingenious solution to food waste, or I had less motor control than I thought I did, because I proceeded to slam the plate into my right front tooth and chip it. The tooth, that is. The plate was unscathed and laughed at my misfortune.

What's worse is I already had a mouth full of food and didn't know what else to do so I ate the piece of tooth with my chicken and rice. It was crunchy.

Weed: not even once.