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TIFU by rejecting a cute girl, awkwardly complimenting a 25 - 30 year old woman and accidentally taking the wrong pizza from a shop
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Wow I just fucked up 3 times in like 30 minutes.

So I was hungry and decided to get a few slices of pizza from a shop I came outside.

Outside of the shop was a beautiful girl my age I flirted with her a bit. Being so used to rejection when she said she was going somewhere and invited me to come. I thought she said she was going somewhere as in stop talking to me. I said that's fine have a nice day and left. Ten seconds before realising she was asking me out.

I was in a small mall and a attractive woman who was wearing expensive clothes walked by. I complemented her on her style and outfit stopping her and talking a bit. she walked off with a smile but I felt awkward so I loudly said "I'm just giving strangers complements" in the middle of this small mall.

I went and got more pizza as you would buy a few pieces from the store not a whole thing and I was still hungry. After paying there were three orders of pizza on the counter and I walked out with someone else's pizza not my own. This had me stressed as I think the pizza was from a aggressive guy who made a smart ass comment to me. He would also know it was me who took it as in the store when grabbing the bag of pizza I said I think this is mine. What's even worse is I checked what pizza was in the bag in front of everyone and didn't realise it wasn't mine. The store owner and the other guy ordering would think I took it deliberately from them.

Right now as I write this I think of the following.

  1. There is a cute girl which liked me and I will never now be with her. Note this is pretty big to me I've never even kissed a girl.

  2. A few people in a mall now think I'm crazy

  3. I ruined someone's and my own lunch and I was worried for a little while that the aggressive guy is out to get me. The store owner also may think I'm fucking over his customers. Luckily the pizza I took was of the same cost as my own I think.

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