So let’s start off with some details. I (24M) live with my parents and am just starting to get into more “self care” options, one of which is back door play. So bought few things on line like a starting kit with a few different toys and douche as well as a prostate massager. Now living with my parents hasn’t presented many issues but one it definitely has is that my mother doesn’t always check who’s name is on packages……. you already know where this is going. I forgot to let my mother now that i had delivery because the tracking number said tomorrow, only to come home from work today to find a box on my bed….. with a note taped to it apologizing for not checking the name. The worst part is that the item on top when I open it wasn’t the starter kit that just had a company name on it but was the prostate massager that had an image of the item and what it was right on the front. Now I’m sitting in my room to fucking embarrassed to risk taking to her right now.

TL;DR TIFU by not telling my mom not to open my(24M) anal sex toy package.