(Sorry, I really wish I had more screenshots but I was laughing about this so much that I kept forgetting to take any!)

Meet Sasha Minett.

To put it politely, she's a very, very friendly girl. She's a Serial Romantic, in fact, and she wasted no time in trying to get into the pants of literally everyone she met.

And I do mean everyone.

She started with Johnny Zest, because he was the only person who came to her home to welcome her to the neighbourhood. In thanks, she flirted with him for five minutes, kissed him, asked him to be her boyfriend, and woohooed with him.

While he was sleeping, she left the house. See, Sasha's one of those sorts of girls. She won't be content with just the one Sim to keep her company.

So she went over to the BFFs household. All three of them were home, but that wasn't a problem. She flirted her way into Travis' pants (and I felt kind of bad about it, because one of my sims in another game's actually married to him), they woohooed, and then...

Well, there's two other people in the house. So she went to try her luck while Travis was sleeping. The only problem with that is that there are only two double beds in the BFFs house, and Travis was in one, and Summer was in the other. So when I made Sasha and Liberty Lee woohoo... they went for the closest double bed.

The closest bed was the one Travis was sleeping in. So to recap: Sasha walks into someone else's house, seduces one of the people there, then kicks him out of his own bed to have sex with his housemate. Travis cried, went into the bathroom, and was joined a few minutes later by Sasha again, who kissed him and left.

By this point I was feeling pretty confident. As Sasha was walking home, she passed Bella Goth. And I thought - eh, why not?

Yeah, well, apparently Bella's not very faithful, because yet again, five minutes after meeting the Sexual Force of Nature that is Sasha Minett, Bella hopped into bed with her. She's married to a man and has two children and yet it took barely any convincing to get Bella to sleep with another woman.

This is the face of someone who is living the dream.

I continued on Sasha's sexual rampage through Oasis Springs and Willow Creek until none other than Mortimer Goth walked past outside. He was a bit sad, so Sasha decided to cheer him up. ...And by cheer him up, I of course mean she did exactly what she'd done to nearly a dozen other people by this point and flirted with him until he woohooed with her and agreed to be her boyfriend.

The next few days passed without incident, and Sasha steadily accumulated more and more paramours, to the point where it became difficult to actually keep flirting without someone Sasha was dating walking past to spoil the fun. Though there was this one time with the mailwoman where an elderly woman appeared behind them mid-flirt... but Sasha managed to rescue that one.

One day Bella phoned up asking to come over, and since Sasha's always up for a bit of fun she agreed. They were just about to hop into bed when Sasha's phone rang...

"It'll have to wait, I'm about to have sex. With your wife." (The date went fine, by the way, even if Sasha did stop talking to Mortimer halfway through to run halfway across the map to go make out with Don Lothario, and then went back to Mortimer and continued flirting with him.)

I decided at this point that things needed to escalate a bit. The Landgraabs seemed pretty rich, and Sasha was pretty poor, so I decided to resort to the age-old tactic of "seduce a rich sim, wall them into a small room, and then you have all their money".

Poor, poor, Geoffrey Landgraab. When he invited Sasha into his home, I don't think he expected her to:

• Seduce his wife, Nancy.
• Seduce him.
• Convince him to divorce Nancy.
• Convince him to move in with her.
• Wall him into a tiny room in her bedroom.
• Wait, what?

Yeah, about that last point. I could have walled up Geoffrey outside.

But no. No, I thought. I want to do something a little different.

So I had Geoffrey walk into the corner of Sasha's bedroom, the same room where she'd slept with him quite a few times, and then I sealed him into that corner with two windows to look through.

I think something very important might have rattled loose in Sasha's head during the many, many sessions of woohoo she'd had over the past week. See, there's something I didn't mention before: Sasha went on a fair few dates before deciding on what she was doing to poor Geoffrey, and on one of those dates someone died. Sasha had seen the Grim Reaper then, though she was too busy seducing her ~newest target~ date to check him out.

So when good ol' Grim showed up for Geoffrey's soul, Sasha realised she had a flawless opportunity.

Sadly, I didn't realise that the whole, "woohoo with the Grim Reaper" thing had been patched out, so it never got any more serious than some light flirting. Alas. I was hoping for an Olivia Specter-esque story to develop here...

I guess she'll just have to settle for nineteen - sorry, eighteen - girlfriends and boyfriends.

TL;DR: Made a Serial Romantic who seduced nearly twenty sims but ultimately failed to conquer the Grim Reaper's heart.