• removed santa photos
• hefty trim of photos and bio
• updated tags (I’m bi and open to trans folks, dunno if I used the right tag for it?)
• removed info about my career
• removed excessive mentions of being a degenerate stoner

I’ve been debating adding a joke such as “practitioner of Murphy’s law” because everything that can go wrong, does. I swear some of my recent experiences would sound like a scam, here’s an example.

My last m&g was on the way back from checking on my friend (he knew the situation).

I had to use the bathroom so I figured why not stop where this POT is, and he was appreciative of the gesture. It was very brief and I left to get gas after… only to be stuck in the cold because my gas tank wouldn’t open, no one was nearby to ask for help, and couldn’t find a gas clerk. I had to message the POT I had just met because I was an hour from home.
Thank god he didn’t just assume things, because that frog dress is comfy for a long drive but not a long, cold wait.

I have a tendency to write too much if you can’t tell. Should I be more specific with my looking for section?

Thanks again!