Goodmorning or evening or whatever the hell it may be for you! We are going our fine asses back to the strip club today and I'm here to remind you of some things & wake your ass up.

This is your reminder to stretch stretch STREEETCH yourself out before work. Take the ten minutes to get it done so you can stay limber and avoid being quite as sore.

Make yourself a nice post-work lunch. Keep it simple but nutritious and make sure it's something you'll actually eat. I like to make kimbap for my post-work lunch. It's bite sized like sushi is, filled with nutrients but tastes delicious. Literally perfect when I get off.

I took my little ass to shein (yeah cry about it) to start putting together another catalogue of outfits for work. I'm also going to get some stuff for me because I deserve it.

Pro Tip: Build your goal in lap dances with something you want built in.

Example: if you want this from wayfair for organizing a reading nook and such for your kid.. that's $190 which is the equivalent to about 10 lap dances (9.5 technically). Add this onto your total lap dance goal to know how much you'd need not just for your bills savings, but to get that thing.

Alright, back to the basics:

ASK FOR TIPS ! Unless your club has rules against it there's no reason to not ask for tips. Asking for tips has increased my income by hundreds before. It takes less than two minutes. "Oh but I'll seem desperate" tough shit, I'd rather seem desperate than be broke.

ONE LINER OF THE DAY

"I want you to see what's up under this baby, let's get to VIP."

START HIGH, GO LOW ! Don't start off with "oh we can do one dance" no dummy start with at least two. You can go lower from there but it's not the best to do. If you wanna be bold start off offering a 15 minute or 30 minute session. If they say no, then bump it down to "okay, let's start with three."

ACT BUSY, BE BUSY. The busier you appear the more in demand you will be.

Happy money making! Make tonight the best it can be.