Hi, it’s been a while. I’m popping in with something regarding stripping I’ve been implementing.

If you’re not aware : I’m chronically ill. It changed how stripping works for me and every single aspect of this job. I was a former stage lover, hustler— I had a goal and I was going to make it. Being sick changes that… I can’t do things that way anymore.

So I strategized. I can’t stop stripping because I got sick before I got my degree. There’s only one option for me and it isn’t failure.

First things first.

Get comfortable paying for skips and spending the money on them. You’re not going to be able to use this strategy effectively if you’re not willing to pay the DJ what you need to.

I changed to slip on heels. They’re much more comfortable and avoid squeezing my feet and ankles. Because you’re hardly on stage or not at all it doesn’t matter that much. Clientele seem to enjoy my ankle being free as well and it typically leads to a small massage.

When you are on the floor you should not at all worry about stage with this strategy. But if you do go on stage, do not do any pole work or heavy dancing. I’m the queen of a little side shake, some grinding, and hitting the puppy pose on stage. Don’t do much. If you burn out your energy on stage you’ll make less. Ignore the people that talk shit because you don’t do much. They’re ignorant.

Every single man on the floor is a target. ALL of them. You are there for money, you have skips to pay for, you have shit to do. If he doesn’t tell you no: he is free game.

Bundle your dances. If you hear your name coming up as stand by, try to get them into a dance so you can ask them to pay for it. I straight up just say “oh my god babe I totally forgot, can I have twenty for my skip?” And they’re usually up to it. Try to bundle in dances of three when possible.

Use the fact that others are on stage to your advantage. Every time they’re on stage it gives you an opening to get the clientele they miss. That’s the reality. No it isn’t shitty, it’s knowing the game and playing it well.

VIP rooms are your best friend, score them as fast as you can. Every single client you can.. try to get them into a room.

Remember that you shouldn’t let the skips build up. Always always always pay them as soon as you can. Add the night in skips to your income goal so you can make up for it. Like if you’re going to skip around 6 times per night, add $120 to the goal. Try to make enough to cover your skips at bare minimum in the first hour or two. That way you an focus for the rest of the night on clients. Because you worry less about going on stage, preparing for how sweaty you’ll be after, putting on a show, etc you can read the room easier. At least that’s how it is for me.

If you know you’re coming up and you’re mid dance, amp up the horny. Moan on them. Bounce. Do something that makes them want you so bad that they’re not even gonna THINK when you add an extra twenty onto the total. I do that a lot, I’ll suddenly act all horny and slutty. They eat it up & don’t think about it when I say “oh we were so caught up I skipped “ lol

This last one is Controversial. But… men that don’t get dances but will pay for skips / tip a little for time are valuable. If that club is dead and you’re fucked, they’re valuable. It keeps you off the stage and more available to customers that come in. Even if they’re not spending a lot.

Bye babes. Wishing you racks.