Ugh…I had a better intro for this but it was specific to another sub where I was experimenting with content, which netted me the suggestion to post here...so there's your intro. Don't I try hard?

What's that? What am I on about? Oh, it's just that I'm a rather prolific writer on Reddit, but I primarily have existed in subs where I can be my full trans, schizoaffective, autistic juggler self and fulfill my passion for teaching philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills by mixing a solid pedagogy with a special brand of absurdist humor that really likes to abruptly inform people about my giant incest fetish. No, I'm not trolling. My name's Victoria Phoenix and I exist, God dammit!

Sorry, I get a lot of people dismissing me because, well, I'm me. Needless to say, I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but those that do like me do so in abundance, which is why the CIA has been sending me messages through my phone's keyboard's autocomplete function, telling me to branch out to bigger and bigger subs so people on the fringe of culture feel like there are more people like them, or who can at least understand them, and thus not kill themselves or shoot up a school. The CIA might be full of heinous bastards, but they care. If it wasn't for their brainwashing me to believe I was a messiah candidate…well, let's just say that for most of my life I had a psychological profile of a serial killer. God is good, that's all I'm saying.

I believe God is an alien hivemind that is subtly influencing life on this planet so that one day there will be a harvest and all of us will get uploaded into the hivemind. I believe this because God told me while I was homeless and eating out of garbage cans because my big brain IQ decided it wanted to intentionally get mugged because life is an endurance test and you have to see how much you can take.

You think this is a trainwreck already? Oh you should have seen what I did to get banned from the writing circlejerk sub, let alone get expelled from high school. That was me at high energy. I'm in low energy mode right now. Haven't slept in three days. The hallucinations are cool, at least. Meth really is my favorite psychedelic. And now here's an obligatory "Drugs are bad, mmkay?"

My thoughts are all fuzzy. Fuzzier than my beard, even! You like girls with beards? I grow mine long and thick as an artistic statement that I don't need to look any particular way to be happy. Go spirituality! Instead of mutilating my body to get rid of my terrible genital dysphoria, I just perceived and undid the karmic fetters that bound me to the existence-illusion complex, and now I don't suffer even a fraction of what I used to in all aspects of life! It's fackin'...JEENYUS!

Truth be told, I am kind of a monk. I know, someone with as many brainworms as me can't possibly be a holy woman. But, it's true. It's just…I'm a transcendental post-zen alchemist. I chose the name because it's good for marketing, just like every decision I make is because a teacher that knows how to market their lessons to their students is getting those peeps to learn. And do I do that? Well, you know if you're reading this far into the post I've already infected you with my memes, right? Isn't psychology cool, folks?

But, anyways, as I was saying, along with being well-versed in many traditional philosophies and spiritualities, such as Buddhism, I'm also a heavy dabbler in chaos magick, discordian magick, the occult, alchemy, paganism, and wiccan practices. What this means is that it's become self-evident in my studies that something like Buddhism is only half the equation. The true answer is to dissolve the self, so you actualize the non-self, which will allow you to reconstruct a better self that can be dissolved at will.

Mmmhhh…my will's pretty weak right now. Part of me wants to keep writing and turn this into a mile-long wall of text, but then I remember the frequency that people tl;dr me on my medium length posts. This is a short one, fyi. So this is the end. I hope this is a valid post; this is a tame version of my art that I'm using to test out this market to see if I can passively entertain and teach snippets of wisdom to more people. That's all I'm doing. What did you think of my art?