If there are any ladies out there looking for uncompicated, stress free fun with a well presented, considerate and relaxed fella.........please drop me a line.

I'm a 50 year old guy, told Im pretty presentable, quite well built owing to the physical job I do (not ripped, but "well put together" apparently!) and 7 inches where it matters (no.......not my tongue......guess again!!! :D )

I know its a bit of a "Unicorn Hunt", but ideally, a friends with benefits type of situation would be great. With the emphasis on "friends". Relatively local would be ideal (an hours drive or less), and quite happy to meet in town for a coffee if we get on to see if there is also a physical "click" too.

There is a part of me curious about the swinging scene, but in a passing curiosity sort of way, so on the one hand, if I got chatting with someone with a similar interest, then its something we could explore together, or if we just had a lot of fun between ourselves, i'd be just as happy with that! At the risk of sounding a little "mysterious", I could offer a very soft, gentle, non intimidating intro to a FFM 3some, but again, thats all down to what YOU would like to try. After all, its all about fun & orgasms!

Tastes are quite tame, I'm neither "dom" nor "sub".......just Horny.I have no interest in any kind of anal sex, so if youre tired of the whole world and its dog asking if they can fuck you up the ass.....relax.....not my thing :)

My biggest kink is giving pleasure, and I'm happy doing that with my fingers, tongue, cock.........whatever you like. If you have a fav dildo.......I'm quite happy to include that and really work you over..........in fairness, theres a good chance that if we meet you're probably gonna have 2 or 3 orgasms before I get me jeans off!!! Obviously, I'm more than happy for you to return the favour but......you know......."Ladies First" and all that!

I live alone, am self employed and happy to host or travel. (Being self employed there could be some "naughty tradesman" role play possible if that grabs you!).

DM anytime, if we chat and get on, happy to send face picks so that you know you're not chatting to Herman Munsters stunt double or anything.

I have zero interest in either content sellers or escorts, so please dont comment or message me if youre selling something.