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So as I was walking down the street that day, I got several compliments on my adorable jewelry. I looked down at the girl tied to my finger, and she was definitely blushing. Honestly just added to the rush of it all. Felt pretty nice.

But as soon as we got to her place, I opened the door and realized: This lady was a serious kleptomaniac. More boxes and bags than I could count off the top of my head. She hadn't even opened many of the packages in the place. They were just sitting there. I slipped my ring girl off my hand and slipped her into my pocket while I checked out the place.

After a few hours of sorting, I took her back out and held her in my palm. "Miss, you know how much expensive equipment is in here? This isn't just about packages anymore. This is enough to warrant a felony. Multiple felonies, actually."

She looked up at me with these big, sad eyes. She begged me not to turn her over to the authorities. She begged me not to kill her. She'd do anything I said, but she couldn't bear to go to prison. In this city, apparently felons are shrunken down and are allowed to be used and exploited by the guards in any way.

I filed that information away for further investigation, but I decided at that point to go through with my original plan. Remember how I said I had been thinking about keeping her? Yeah. I'd get some satisfaction out of all the pain that came with being robbed, and she'd get a chance to do some community service safely away from anyone who'd actually hurt her.

It's been about 2 months since then. Every package I found in her apartment has been delivered to its rightful owner. The girl's name will not be disclosed for legal purposes, but I've taken to calling her Squeaky. She lives in one of my shoes. She wears a collar, and I try to play with her every day when I come home from work. I make sure she gets 3 meals a day, bathes regularly, and I take her on walks every few days. My tiny maids, who I love and respect, have recently begun teaching her how to work. Apparently they're hoping that if they teach her a trade, she can find better work and keep her hands off of other people's stuff when she is released.

That brings me to my main point though. How much time should I keep her here? Should I just keep her here until I can fix the legal system in this place, and let her be arrested after that point? Is what she's going through here punishment enough? If Squeaky ends up liking the setup, should I just keep her and forget about the whole porch pirate thing she has going?