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How do I abandon my wife and kids?
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I am sick of this lifestyle and never wanted kids anyway but I can't stand it when they look all sad. I tried the "I'm going out for cigarettes" ruse but the youngest (I have five kids ages 6 to 12) said "Daddy I love you please come back" and started crying and shit so I need a better plan.

Help me out. I am stifled here with these brats and only being able to bang one woman I need freedom and also I hate paying for them so tips on clearing out the bank accounts or at least shutting the wife out until I can clear state lines please.

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