Now as Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, please go and watch if you haven't) says what's better than a roast? Well actually quite a lot of things if you are expected to eat it in the nude surrounded by 15-20 others.

Being a naked waiter I waited on quite a range of events but rarely were they actually dinners. Exclusively dinners. Starters, mains, and desserts. This was a birthday dinner for a lady that wanted to spice things up slightly. The friend that organised things decided that a naked waiter would be a good choice. So there we were in a good old English Pub (thankfully frosted windows or curtains before you ask) having a delightful lunch/dinner.

This event was starting at 4ish if my memory serves me right which also was rather odd. Very rarely do any events that wish to have a naked waiter start before it goes dark out. I got there about 3pm, I get set up as usual, planning what there is to serve, and await the guests to arrive. They all turned up pretty much on time. Mainly women but a few guys too, which threw me as these were the partners of some of the women. That was something I've never experienced up till that point.

The guys played along and tbh it was a relatively hands off evening. I gave a few of the women a cuddle and hug but it pretty much went straight to me serving drinks and food. The starters came out fine, the mains came out, all seemed well enough. At least until as I was about to leave, they said why don't you join us? If you haven't eaten yet? I initially said no thank you. They insisted. Come on, join us. Come and sit like that next to the birthday girl.

So I went and got a plate (it was a roast so they had cooked a touch more than needed), I came back and sheepishly sat next to the birthday girl who rested her hand on my crotch. The other side was another woman who I noticed had a partner, the partner didn't seem too happy but I couldn't do much. I sat and ate the roast, trying to keep hot food and gravy away from any vitals. I finished up and sat to digest (I wasn't sure how much I needed to entertain yet and a roast doesn't make you feel athletic).

I eventually got up once everyone had finished and cleared up, bringing back drinks, and then dessert. This birthday girl said would I share her dessert with her, this ended up with me feeding her as she flirted with me. Now after desserts and more drinks, they seemed to be ready to go. Bearing in mind, I had barely been touched this event. I would get off early and get to go back home. It's unusual for women to just look but not unheard of. Maybe 20% of the events are this hands off so I didn't mind. It's easy cash even with the odd roast setup.

The majority of the guests left. There were just 5 still there. 4 women, and a guy, who was a partner of one of the 4. Now they all gave me a hug to say bye, except the guy. But then the woman of the guy, started grinding on my leg to flirt and play. She said I haven't made the most of you but by the look of my husband's face, I can't. She flirted a bit more placing her ass on my crotch and then said bye and left. The birthday girl was still there, and there was a lady who I learned was from China and an Sri Lankan lady. The birthday girl, decided that she would make the most of me. She said that I had been so kind and that she would say thank you. This meant she got on her knees instantly and started giving me a blowjob in the middle of this empty pub. I was happy to accept and the other two girls just watched initially.

I was pretty close to cumming, and the Chinese lady came over and started to be quite hands on. She kissed me and ran her hands all over me. This tipped me over the edge, and I came in the birthday girl's mouth. I tried to see if the birthday girl wanted me to pleasure her but she said no and left straight away. The Chinese girl and the Sri Lankan girl who is still just watching seemed to want to still stay. Now the Sri Lankan lady said to the Chinese lady, I'd like to watch you two now. I'm starting to realise the Sri Lankan lady was just a voyeur. The Chinese lady, started to suck my cock to get me hard again. This was back when fucking and cumming 6 or 7 times one after the other was absolutely no issues at all. I got hard rather quickly.

This Chinese lady got up, sat on the table and started kissing me, then she spread her legs, she wasn't wearing any underwear under her skirt. I went to start playing with her pussy and she made it clear she just wanted me inside of her. We slowly started to fuck, all the while the Sri Lankan lady was watching, smiling. I was fucking her hard and her arm was around my neck to try and hold still. She was fully dressed by the lack of underwear. I kept going and she eventually came once, then again, and again. I realised I was getting close to cumming and she made me pull out so she could get on her knees and she made me cum all over her face. Now this was a big load and her face was covered, in her eye, up her nose, on her lips. She loved it. She was very red and very obviously just fucked.

She got up and went to kiss me bye with the cum still on her face. I don't disappoint so I did it. The remaining cum was wiped off by her friend with a tissue before they both left. I locked the door after them and sat down thinking huh that was odd.