this JUST happened. i'm sitting in the car in the garage.

i've been at my parents vacation house for the weekend with my gf and some friends. she and i have been having some sex problems recently in that she isn't super horny all the time like she usually is. my level is the same as it always is. i need to orgasm at least twice per day.

last night we finally fucked. it was really good. the bed is noisy so we fucked against the bedroom wall. i fingered her, ate her pussy then she gave me a stellar blow job and rode me while we were standing, ending with a load in her mouth.

this morning i wanted to start the day off with a fuck but she was self conscious about the bed again.

i'd been dirty texting her all day, she hadn't responded to any of them.

i went into the bathroom a couple times to rub one out but decided to edge and go back to socializing.

then for some reason when i was looking in the fridge i got a wave of horniness. i thought about this one time i saw a super hot girl in a grocery store line buying cucumbers and zucchini and thought about her fucking herself with them. i grabbed a carrot, washed it and went to the bathroom.

i started jerking off, got the carrot a bit wet with saliva and then slowly put it in my ass. i almost came nearly immediately from that, but didn't. i squatted on the ground and pushed it a bit deeper while stroking.

it took everything in me to not come, but i pulled the carrot out. washed it off in the sink and went to open the bathroom door.

aaaaand standing right there is my girlfriend's friend. she looks at me, looks at the carrot and says nothing.

a few minutes later when she's back in the same room she says "sorry for interrupting earlier, i hope that carrot doesn't end up in our salad later!"

i'm fuckin dying here.