Hello fellow redditors. I have met a real human in the flesh. She is not on Reddit (or at least she makes fun of me for being a millennial and on Reddit) but I think she would enjoy meeting some of you and helping celebrate her birthday.

She’s into sex with strangers which is how she met me on another website and I always joke with her I’m going to force her to ask random guys to let her suck their dick as we walk through the park or down the street. She doesn’t want to deal with the repercussions of an actual stranger being offended and ruining what would’ve been a fun time which brings me here to find consenting dudes down to do some deeds.

She’s turning 30 soon and I’d like to have a small party for her 3-10 guys. This would likely be a weeknight in the next month and while she doesn’t know that this specific party will include an assortment of strangers to have their way with her she has consented to me organizing multiple men previously and we can confirm again before we start the party if anyone is worried about her consent but I guarantee she’s a horny slut that will be very VERY happy to milk you all dry. Happy to answer questions in the comments.

Her:
Bi and queer.
Can be a brat.
Thick thighs, fat waist, nice big tits.
Into sex with strangers.
Masochist and into Consentual Non Consent.
Loves being degraded.
Wants a bukake.
3 hole slut, wants to be air tight.
Loves cum on her face and filling her holes.
An actual real person even though this sounds fucking fake you’ll just have to trust me for a minute on this one.
Not for sale, just a whore who wants her holes filled to celebrate a birthday.
Does not like cake but does enjoy pie.

You:
25-55 any gender, couples welcome.
Any body shape welcome.
Trimmed or shaved pubes, take care of yourself.
Smart enough to take a shower before coming over.
Understand what Masochist and CNC mean.
Follow a stoplight safeword system.
Clean with proof of recent testing.
Non-smoker, will show up sober and drug free.
Available on a weeknight after dinner and before midnight.
Can drive (or use public transit) around the Madison area with a few days notice of location. We will be close to a bus line.
Able to preform in a room filled with other dudes.
Be discreet, sane, and provide answers to all follow up questions.
Will show up promptly at the meeting spot, no latecomers allowed in.
Put BBW BANG in the message subject line (not chat).
Read this whole thing and will make your message interesting.
Are welcome to put degrading stuff in the comments but since my inbox is about to explode I probably won’t reply to “DM ME”. I’ve already messaged a few guys, you’re still good just looking for a few more knowing some won’t show sadly.

Bonus: On the day of you will bring her a slice of pie and if she likes your flavor most to the front of the line come fuck time you will go. Also bi guys.

Women/couples: if this is interesting to you, but maybe not the bang and lots of other guys side of it feel free to shoot me a message and maybe we can set up a smaller thing another time.