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Well, this isn't going to be as detailed and thought out as my usual posts. I'm having a lil bit of a mental breakdown on my lunch break, and I'm stressed, and sad, and this is how I'm deciding to deal with it.
My roommate works evenings, and I need someone to come over here tonight and shag my absolute brains out before she gets home. If you meet the qualifications below, then skippety doo.
Qualifications
- Be between 25 and 35, and at least somewhat fit
- Be able to get to North York by 7pm tonight (July 19th)
- Leave by 9pm at the latest
- Be chill and respectful
- Be able to fuck me really rough - hair pulling, slapping, really hard spanking, choking, are all enthusiastically encouraged
- Be cool with wearing a condom
- Don't be weird
- Write at least a couple of fully formed sentences, to help me figure out whether you're what I'm looking for
- Don't be gross or crude or explicit when you message me, just keep it polite and save the depravity for when you're wrecking me. Definitely don't send dick pics.
A bit about me
I'm 22, white, thin, short, with shoulder length light blonde hair. I'm not really the sexy lingerie type - I'll probably just be wearing a Grogu tshirt and pajama pants with bees on them, so if you're looking for glamour, you're barking up the wrong tree. 🌴 But, I'm probably going to bake a batch of coconut chocolate chip cookies, which you're welcome to sample. 🍪
That's literally it. Easy peasy, right? I'm going to delete this post as soon as I make plans with someone. kthxbai
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