My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just listen to my prattle
I'll tell you how I became the prince of r4rSeattle.
In North Seattle, born and raised
In the UW is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, snuggling, relaxin' most definite
And teasing my girlfriend, being all intimate
When my partner looked like she was up to no good
Said she wanted to split and it hurt my manhood
It took a bit of time, but I was able to recover
I said "It's time to hit reddit and find an awesome lover"
I wrote up a post and saw a DM appear
The message said "You're funny" with a picture in a mirror
If anything I could say this chick was rare
And I thought "Hey, you're cool, let's meet up somewhere!"
I pulled up to a bar at about seven or eight
And I texted your phone "Yo girl, sorry 'bout the wait!"
Looked at my date, I was finally there
To sit on my throne, this prince is a square.
A bit about me: software engineer living in the Seattle area. I like cooking, reading, video games, meditation/yoga, exercise, animals, and nature, among other things. I'm 6'1", light brown hair, bearded, and HWP/average body type. Happy to exchange selfies. I have a few years of experience in the BDSM world and am looking for a sub. Let's chat.
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