Eddie Munson: A tall, long-haired musician who plays Dungeons & Dragons.

Me: A tall, long-haired musician who plays Dungeons & Dragons.

So if you're one of the bajillion people who were into Eddie last season of Stranger Things (which apparently includes Doja Cat?!), and wanted to find one for yourself, well, hey, how's it going?

ABOUT ME: I'm 5'11" and am very much in the "Lanky" build category. I've got long brown hair down to my collar bones, but I keep my face clean shaven. Have a degree, so you know I'm smart, but it's a degree in music industry that I haven't been able to do anything career-wise with, so, y'know, not that smart! :P

Interests include D&D, Pokemon, games (both video and tabletop), comics, film and television, and cooking. Not to brag, but I'm trying to impress you, so I'm absolutely gonna brag: I am an amazing cook. I would love to set the bar unreasonably high for your future hook-ups and partners. I'm not super into sports (the fact that the only sport I follow is combat robotics should say a lot about that!), but I'm open to learning all about your favourite things!

How about I cook you a fancy meal (including home-made ice-cream for dessert!), you hang out and look hot in a skimpy outfit, we watch something as we eat and then we see what happens? ;)

I'm DDF and have been on the receiving end of three very important stabbings by medical professionals. I also absolutely consider myself a feminist, LGBTQIA Ally, POC Ally and accessibility advocate. So SWERFs, TERFs, Anti-Vaxxers and racists to the back. A little bit further back. A little further. Yeah, ignore that cliff edge; go a little further...

ABOUT YOU: Well, if I could be hyper-specific, tatooed nerd girls that struggle with top shelves are absolutely my type. However, I'm also a realist. You do not have to match that description perfectly. If I interest you, but you find yourself not matching that description in one way or another, still hit me up. That includes if you don't meet the description of "girl"; I love me an enby too! Granted, femininity is what I'm attracted to, so, femme-presenting enbies definitely have a far higher chance.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship, but I'm very much a "keep yourself open and see what happens" person. If we've got romantic chemistry, and not just sexual and platonic chemistry, I am totally open to a relationship! But if you're just after a friend with benefits/fuck buddy/bone homie/cum chum/etc type situation with a person who will respect your boundaries and be open to pretty much whatever kinks/fetishes you want to explore, that's very much in line with what I'm after! Let's hang out, play some board games and slam each other down, big style*!

If in person shenanigans aren't really your thing, I totally understand! I'm a random guy on the internet, and that is a clear safety issue! I'm also pretty great with words and love being watched, so, I'd totally be down for a more digital intimacy until you trust me for the in-person meet-up! Totally down to just talk dirty to each other, or sext or, fuck, write you short works of erotica if you really want.

Kink positive/friendly and I've been told that I'm pretty good at giving an understanding "Ah, yeah, not for me thanks", so feel free to throw the weird stuff at me!

So this is already a fuckload of words; I'm going to leave it here.

If you're interested, hit up my inbox! If you're not, I hope you have a lovely time with whomever you find!

*Okay, for real, I am surprised the Sprinkle only went for $2200.