It’s that time of year again! The weather is starting to cool down, leaves are changing on the trees, Christmas lights are going up, and the holiday blues are out in full force. I don’t know about you, but they are hitting hard this year. I am here to hopefully help with those holiday blues. How will I help with that you may ask? Well, it is none other than the Fall cuddle package! Well, to make sure that this is the right package for you, I have a few questions! Would you be looking for a person with a mohawk that is forever changing colors? How about a dad bod that is great for cuddling a keeping warm, and is strong at the same time? What if said dad bod had a few tattoos and piercings? What if he is finding more grey hairs in his neatly trimmed beard, but is embracing the fact that he is becoming a silver fox? What if he has a charming Southern accent and is fork lift certified? What if he enjoys helping turtles cross the road and is currently a cat dad to a very loveable void? But wait! There’s more! For a limited time, I can include the nerdy outdoorsman package! With this package, you will get someone who will happily venture out into the chilly wasteland commonly known as “outside” This package will include and is not limited to long walks enjoying the changing color of the trees, making snow angels, if we ever get snow. Late night drives enjoying looking at all of the Christmas lights, and huddling together for warmth while looking at the stars on a cold winter night. What about the nerdy part of this package you ask? Well, say no more! Would you enjoy watching a guy looking very intense while building a NASA themed Lego set? Would you want to get up to an ungodly amount of tom foolery while in a DnD campaign? How about staying up late cuddled on the couch and watching sci fi and b horror movies? Do you want to play rock paper scissors to see who gets to play the PS5? Would you want to co-op on a Mario game? How about dressing up and going to a ren faire? What if I pranced around the house in my kilt? How about staying up late and going down the rabbit hole that is the weird side of youtube? If this part of the package catches your attention, I will get the blanket fort, movies, and snacks set up! Let’s beat back those holiday blues! Act now while supplies last!