1 Good and Caring Boyfriend available for pick-up, delivery or download for the right person. Free Trials available! Find out more within:

First a few exclusions, offer only available to those who meet the below qualifications:

• A decent and respectful human being (This ain’t hard people, it takes no effort to be a decent human)

• At or under the age of 33. (bonus points the closer you are to 27)

• A woman or otherwise AFAB & not male identifying.

• Not a cat owner (sorry I’m allergic)

• Comfortable having a relationship with a neurodivergent partner

• Isn’t going to randomly ghost me after a nice conversation (just tell me your not interested if your not interested) PLEASE, DO NOT IGNORE THIS POINT!

• Within 25 miles of LA, OR open to a LDR with the goal of coming together within 3 years. I am open to someone from ANYWHERE USA, Europe, Asia etc… If I believe we can make the time difference work…

• Not Asexual (I have a sex drive and if your sex-negative that’s just not gonna work long term. That said I’m not gonna ask you to smash me right off the bat like some creep. I just don’t want to waste your or my time long term if your mind is made up on this subject.)

About Me (Your potential boyfriend ❤️) : * 27 Years Young ;) * Man AMAB * 6’6 tall and roughly 255 pounds * White (Swedish/Jewish ancestry if that matters to you) * Agnostic (I don’t plan to interfere with your religion but please don’t push me to practice yours, If I’m comfortable I may join you for Church events and I’m not afraid of celebrating Holidays. I just simply won’t change my beliefs.) * Wears glasses with blueish eyes * Long brown hair (Don’t message me asking me to cut it for a relationship with you, that’s the biggest turn off ever.) * Pilot in training (hobby) * College educated * Possesses a stable job * Smoke/Drug free human that rarely if ever drinks Alcohol. * Enjoys music/tv/movies daily * Gamer * Anime lover * Archer * Tattoo’d with intention of getting more. I never intend to Tattoo my face, neck or hands. * Open to children, could also live without them. The ball there is in your court.

5 Quick reasons why I’m incredible boyfriend material:

• You’ll never be cold. I am literally a human space heater and I will always be willing to hand you my jacket or shirt for extra warmth even on the coldest days. What’s even better is that because of my height it’s likely to fit you like a nice blanket ☺️
• You’ll have a professional photographer on standby whenever you want! Need that perfect photo at the beach? Your man is ready to go!
• Had a long day at work? I give amazing rubs and scratches! Everything from head and back scratches to shoulder and leg rubs! I’ll do them all and not complain about doing it like some will.
• I will legitimately cuddle until we fall asleep any time you ask. I never refuse a cuddle session and I can assure you it will be top tier cuddles 😸 you’ll think you are being hugged by a panda 😻.
• Parents adore me, you can bring me home to your family without fear of your father bringing out the shotgun. I do not smoke at all and I am at most a social drinker on very special occasions. Heck me and your dad might end up being best friends. I love meeting family and family usually loves meeting me 😇.

Do I sound fun? Consider this an AMA. Hit me up and enjoy the fact that I’m an open book waiting for a lovely reader 🙏❤️

Please include at least your age and location in your message.

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