I know that the likelihood of this person existing is pretty low but I’m throwing it out to the universe to see what comes my way. I’ve certainly made previous specific wishful posts online that have manifested some pretty surprisingly great friends so I figure I might as well try and see if it can work on Reddit!

I’m an old punk who somehow ended up going to graduate school. Now I’m in management consulting and I work from home for an international company of mystery. I’m 6ft, broad shouldered, green eyed and a little silver coming to my hair. I’ve added a few tattoos and plan to get more. I enjoy women who are comfortable around books and records and have their own ideas to talk about and share.

I find myself on my own frequently between 4-8pm on weekdays and at times on weekends. I’ll often wander up Millcreek or Neffs on my own puffing on a rolled up piece of paper with some dried herbs inside to relax. I go to the bouldering gym regularly or I grab a yoga class. I’m dad bod fit and strong. I do at least try to take care of myself but I also sit at a desk all day most days.

I’m looking for an activity partner and someone to flirt and talk with. Definitely open to things getting physical in anyway we feel comfortable but I’m only interested in proceeding that way casually and cautiously.

Im married, it doesn’t mean we aren’t allowed to have friends, as long as it’s strictly casual and drama free. I’m not going to change things or run away with you or fall in love. I’m also not going to ever bring you home so I need you to take me home or we figure out other creative options 😇

I want to place as few limitations as possible on my wish. I’ve always been more of a sapiosexual for sure. Im interested in any adult woman near enough to be able to hang out regularly who feels I’ve sparked her interest. I might even make an exception for someone far away if you’re a fun person to voice chat with. Im open to age, race, shape, size and relationship status. I’m just looking for genuine connection, feeling less lonely and hopefully irl interactions. Let’s talk and find out where it takes us. Be nerdy and awkward and nervous with me. Just don’t be vapid :)

When you reply, tell me if you think it’s pervy of me to post this from the account I clearly like to look at porn from lol.