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I thought about it and I realized a lot of people already have a partner or two. In poly no one’s looking for deadweight or the same old same old.
You really have to offer something someone doesn’t have yet, so I figured I should roll the post out like an old late night info commercial à la Ginsu knives or Vince from Sham-Wow.
Sooooo-
Tyler here with an exciting poly r4r offer!
More durable than 2 cans of Flex Seal!
Fresher than a tub of oxi-clean!
And wit sharper than 5 Ginsu knives!
You’ll be saying sham-WOW when you see how much silly humor and ridiculous banter this guy offers! BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! If you act now you’ll also receive a buttload of dumb memes and at no additional charge you may receive as many as 5 unsolicited Spotify playlists ranging from Indie to punk to 90s alternative! In person meetings include coffee, lunch and the transferability to evening drinks which may or may not include some embarrassing white guy dancing! Act now and as a bonus I will throw in a cat meme at no additional charge! This 4 decade old model is in surprisingly good shape, it slices, it dices, it cures boredom and loneliness!
Offer only valid in Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky, no refunds.
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