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"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? You're still lying down, pretending to be some kind of layabout? Just who the hell do you think you're fooling? You're a killer! A badass! The finest goddamn example of a human being I have ever seen! So you're gonna get out there and HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH!"
"'Depression'? What in the living, loving hell are you talking about, private? Now, you listen to me, and you listen good. You untangle yourself from those bed sheets right the hell now, because you and I are gonna MAKE DEPRESSION YOUR BITCH!"
With apologies to Messrs. Kubrick and Ermey. I just couldn't stay away from this idea. This is honestly the most inappropriate possible character archetype for an ASMR audio that I could think of, so of course I went ahead and wrote it. Enjoy?
(Technically, this is [A4A]. I don't think there's any specifically gendered stuff in there, so feel free to flip this one around as you like.)
Disclaimer: This is a fantasy post written by an adult, intended for an adult audience only. All characters depicted are 18 or older.
Want more Stray? Further scripts are available here. Feel free to pick and choose the parts you like, make changes, and use them as a springboard for your own creativity. All I ask is that you credit me as the original writer. Other than that, have fun. As always, thanks for checking out my work.
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