Im sitting in a apartment lobby, when someone walks in who instantly catches my eye. They’ve got that perfect blend of style and appeal, and my gaydar starts pinging like crazy. Them sobrang convinced na ako na this person has to be gay!

He sit down at a nearby table, and i can’t help but sneak glances every now and then. I start imagining how ill strike up a conversation, maybe talk about your favorite popstars or that new book you’re reading. Everything feels like it’s falling into place.

But then, out of nowhere, a girl walks in and he approaches her with a kiss. Your heart sinks for a second. Wait… girlfriend nya yon? So he is straight!

My gaydar is now unreliable HAHAHA. I play it cool, pretending i totally unfazed, but inside I’m wondering how my supposedly reliable gaydar betrayed you so badly.

I sit there, nodding and smiling, trying to recover, but in my mind, I’m having a full existential crisis. Am I losing my edge? Do I need a gaydar update? Hahahaha

At least they look good, though.